Does it have interchangeable heads? I’ve an awful pain in me hole I need to massage
Valentine’s is not far off
For the woman in your life who wants her clit pounded with the force and motion of a demolition hammer…. Ammirite? 🙄
60 euro not even that cheap they have decent brands around the same price point lidl shite will be in bits after a couple of months
Are they any good
Dealz are selling the same device for €50 the last few weeks.
€60 is really expensive for one of these now.
I know this is a NSFW joke post, but these are on sale in dunnes nearly all year round for €50 Carmen branded if I remember correctly. Got one last xmas-ish
I bought my wife something similar for Christmas because she has a bad shoulder.I hope she doesn’t think I’ve bought her a giant fanny hammer.
For the amount of good they do to relieve aching muscles I might as well stick it up my hoochie
I recon you want to have some born on the forth of July desensitizing to use one of those on your bits.
Tape a black pudding to the end of it and you’re away.
After the Fallout of Relationships over the Festive Season these will fly of the middle isle shelves, might even get 20% off with the Lidl’s App
I want one of these cuz i have a bad shoulder but i dont wanna look like im buying some mad sex toy
Do hot cakes really sell that quick?
I know this is a joke post but the main mechanism of these things is not vibration, it’s hammering. So, no, this is not a *wink wink muscle massager wink wink*, it’s just a muscle massager.
But the other thing is, there’s no need for retailers to be coy about this stuff at all. I was in my local Boots the other day, which is a small one on a main street, not one of the giant shopping centre ones, and they have a row of sex toys out in the open, right where people queue up to get prescriptions and pay. It’s no big deal any more.
You’d wind up needing reconstructive surgery if you used that yoke on your nethers….
“This model is the Clitty Bruiser 5000”
Clitty clitty bang bang
They’ve been around for a few years, and that’s not even a competitive price, so I doubt it.
Tell me you’ve no idea about sex without telling me…
Please reconsider before applying a mechanical rubber mallet to a sensitive area. Maybe do not literally smash.
I have a wand vibrator and it’s exclusively for sore muscles, my delicate areas are too damn delicate
I know people are joking about this but has anyone used one on shoulder knots with good results?
Have really bad knots in my back and even massages don’t fully help. I just get jesus do you not get awful migraines?
There is nothing my partner loves more than being repeatedly jabbed in the clitoris. Really gets her off.
Got one of those. DO NOT ISE IT ON GENITALS. It will destroy your bits. Saying that – I’d fucking do it again once I’m fully recovered
OP either knows nothing about clits or nothing about massage guns ðŸ¤
Bought one of these from DiD last year, and there was a lot of…. ‘ahhh sir is buying a massager wink wink [nudge nudge](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53LRAxeKy2U) know wha I mean’ from the sales guy
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Does it have interchangeable heads? I’ve an awful pain in me hole I need to massage
Valentine’s is not far off
For the woman in your life who wants her clit pounded with the force and motion of a demolition hammer…. Ammirite? 🙄
60 euro not even that cheap they have decent brands around the same price point lidl shite will be in bits after a couple of months
Are they any good
Dealz are selling the same device for €50 the last few weeks.
€60 is really expensive for one of these now.
I know this is a NSFW joke post, but these are on sale in dunnes nearly all year round for €50 Carmen branded if I remember correctly. Got one last xmas-ish
I bought my wife something similar for Christmas because she has a bad shoulder.I hope she doesn’t think I’ve bought her a giant fanny hammer.
For the amount of good they do to relieve aching muscles I might as well stick it up my hoochie
I recon you want to have some born on the forth of July desensitizing to use one of those on your bits.
Tape a black pudding to the end of it and you’re away.
After the Fallout of Relationships over the Festive Season these will fly of the middle isle shelves, might even get 20% off with the Lidl’s App
I want one of these cuz i have a bad shoulder but i dont wanna look like im buying some mad sex toy
Do hot cakes really sell that quick?
I know this is a joke post but the main mechanism of these things is not vibration, it’s hammering. So, no, this is not a *wink wink muscle massager wink wink*, it’s just a muscle massager.
But the other thing is, there’s no need for retailers to be coy about this stuff at all. I was in my local Boots the other day, which is a small one on a main street, not one of the giant shopping centre ones, and they have a row of sex toys out in the open, right where people queue up to get prescriptions and pay. It’s no big deal any more.
You’d wind up needing reconstructive surgery if you used that yoke on your nethers….
“This model is the Clitty Bruiser 5000”
Clitty clitty bang bang
They’ve been around for a few years, and that’s not even a competitive price, so I doubt it.
Tell me you’ve no idea about sex without telling me…
Please reconsider before applying a mechanical rubber mallet to a sensitive area. Maybe do not literally smash.
I have a wand vibrator and it’s exclusively for sore muscles, my delicate areas are too damn delicate
I know people are joking about this but has anyone used one on shoulder knots with good results?
Have really bad knots in my back and even massages don’t fully help. I just get jesus do you not get awful migraines?
There is nothing my partner loves more than being repeatedly jabbed in the clitoris. Really gets her off.
Got one of those. DO NOT ISE IT ON GENITALS. It will destroy your bits. Saying that – I’d fucking do it again once I’m fully recovered
OP either knows nothing about clits or nothing about massage guns ðŸ¤
Bought one of these from DiD last year, and there was a lot of…. ‘ahhh sir is buying a massager wink wink [nudge nudge](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53LRAxeKy2U) know wha I mean’ from the sales guy