If your that wasted that your wiling to piss on a street then you aren’t going to care about splashback along with the kebab down your top and round your chops.
What’s the point? I’m sure people who are bursting for a piss don’t really bother too much about inspecting the wall they choose to relieve themselves against for pee repellent coating before letting loose. Getting a bit of splashback is a small price to pay when your bladder is about to pop anyway.
“this walls too fucking bouncy” I screamed, as I diverted my piss onto the safety of the pavement.
Couldn’t they spend the 900k on a block of public toilets instead?
Here is an idea. Instead of going around taking measures like this how about some public toilets?
Most people that piss in the street are so wasted they piss over themselves anyway
900 grand! Never change, public sector
Just pee at an angle relative to the wall. Science bitch.
Love how they do this to spite people who piss on walls on a night out, instead of doing something like building toilets that would benefit every single person, and also solve the problem.
Net negative that doesn’t even solve the problem.
Could’ve been a net positive that solves the problem AND gives the public a service that benefits everyone.
This fucking government really would cut off their own nose, and they’d be happy to do it.
I like the open air toilets they have in Belgium and the Netherlands, people need to go to the loo sometimes and they even have some architectural value
900k on this during a cost of living crisis?
The council leaders need to be brought towards the people to explain how they came to this decision, inform on who has benefitted from such a ridiculous taxpayer funded bonanza, and to be made an example of and punished.
Spoiler: this doesn’t actually work and is an enormous waste of taxpayer money.
The escalators at Angel are just about long enough for a full bladder discharge if you’re organised.
Going to the toilet is a basic human bodily function. It would be easier to just build some public toilets in areas with lots of clubs/bars to prevent this from happening the first place.
When I was a traveling technician urinating was always an issue. I used to keep a nice wide mouthed bottle in my car (not bragging) I had a tendency to use fabric softener bottles.
Despite having a more static job now I always keep a piss bottle in my car and let me tell you it’s come in handy a few times when I’ve been unable to find public toilets. I usually splosh the contents down a drain I can pull up to and the steam that rises on days like today is impressive.
I’d recommend it to anyone as the state of public toilets in the UK is terrible, feel sorry to for those with medical conditions.
That’s disgusting and uncivilized. Doesn’t the UK have public toilets?
This is so stupid, because the guy can just pee on the ground. Just put a few portable toilets there instead.
I hope their schools are well funded as they dream up ways to literally piss on people
If the residents complain about having to walk through puddles of piss, won’t the piss repellent just mean the puddles are bigger because there is nothing being absorbed by the treated wall?
Drunk people (who I assume were wading through puddles of piss anyway) will be oblivious to a bit of splash back.
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There is always the old fashioned way, https://londonist.com/london/secret/urine-deflectors
If your that wasted that your wiling to piss on a street then you aren’t going to care about splashback along with the kebab down your top and round your chops.
What’s the point? I’m sure people who are bursting for a piss don’t really bother too much about inspecting the wall they choose to relieve themselves against for pee repellent coating before letting loose. Getting a bit of splashback is a small price to pay when your bladder is about to pop anyway.
“this walls too fucking bouncy” I screamed, as I diverted my piss onto the safety of the pavement.
Couldn’t they spend the 900k on a block of public toilets instead?
Here is an idea. Instead of going around taking measures like this how about some public toilets?
Most people that piss in the street are so wasted they piss over themselves anyway
900 grand! Never change, public sector
Just pee at an angle relative to the wall. Science bitch.
Love how they do this to spite people who piss on walls on a night out, instead of doing something like building toilets that would benefit every single person, and also solve the problem.
Net negative that doesn’t even solve the problem.
Could’ve been a net positive that solves the problem AND gives the public a service that benefits everyone.
This fucking government really would cut off their own nose, and they’d be happy to do it.
I like the open air toilets they have in Belgium and the Netherlands, people need to go to the loo sometimes and they even have some architectural value
900k on this during a cost of living crisis?
The council leaders need to be brought towards the people to explain how they came to this decision, inform on who has benefitted from such a ridiculous taxpayer funded bonanza, and to be made an example of and punished.
Spoiler: this doesn’t actually work and is an enormous waste of taxpayer money.
The escalators at Angel are just about long enough for a full bladder discharge if you’re organised.
Going to the toilet is a basic human bodily function. It would be easier to just build some public toilets in areas with lots of clubs/bars to prevent this from happening the first place.
When I was a traveling technician urinating was always an issue. I used to keep a nice wide mouthed bottle in my car (not bragging) I had a tendency to use fabric softener bottles.
Despite having a more static job now I always keep a piss bottle in my car and let me tell you it’s come in handy a few times when I’ve been unable to find public toilets. I usually splosh the contents down a drain I can pull up to and the steam that rises on days like today is impressive.
I’d recommend it to anyone as the state of public toilets in the UK is terrible, feel sorry to for those with medical conditions.
That’s disgusting and uncivilized. Doesn’t the UK have public toilets?
This is so stupid, because the guy can just pee on the ground. Just put a few portable toilets there instead.
I hope their schools are well funded as they dream up ways to literally piss on people
If the residents complain about having to walk through puddles of piss, won’t the piss repellent just mean the puddles are bigger because there is nothing being absorbed by the treated wall?
Drunk people (who I assume were wading through puddles of piss anyway) will be oblivious to a bit of splash back.