Mash the butter on the side of the plate. Or else scrape really thin layers like paper thin from the top
The trick is to warm the knife over the toaster so it heats up enough to melt the butter while buttering the toast. You’re welcome.
Big cup of tea to accompany that and you’re grand.
This time of year, you need to be keeping it in the hot press
jaysus lad, leave the butter on the hot toast for a minute and give it a chance to melt before spreading.
BDSM buttering, complete savage
Put the hard butter on the bread. Stick it in the airfrier
This is how my da would make us toast when ma wasn’t home, oh the memorys
You let the toast get cold. C’mon man! What! Were! You! Thinking!! It’d melt itself??
What kind of ham fisted gomey are you at all? Toast the bread properly for one thing, that looks like it was heated by a Guinness fart.
While the bread is still finger burning hot from the toaster put a lump of butter on it. Let it sit there for about 10 seconds, then and this is important, turn the butter over and spread through the softened side. The other side will now melt as you go.
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What did you use to try to butter it? A shoe?
Could you not fit anymore toast onto the butter?
Did you picture someone you hate’s face on the bread by any chance?
I only eat butter between May and September unless it’s on the spuds. I don’t understand why in 2022 we don’t have spreadable butter.
Toast Deconstructed
Buttered it with a hammer.
How the toast feels
That SUCKS
I suggest you let the hot toast melt the butter a little
Same. Butter removed from fridge last night but still too hard to spread. Even with central heating turned it is still stubbornly hard.
I’d still mill it
That’s why you microwave the knife for a couple of minutes first
Ahh yeah, the cold butter season is upon us..
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Would you like some toast with that butter?? *slaps knee*
Boom, toasted.
Idk how to process this image
Did ya use some kinda shite thin sliced bread?
That butter prob needed 5 seconds in the microwave
What’s it, Kerrygold?
Ugh looking at this gives me hives
[Albert, ya pierced the toast!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igSr0dxgEfU&ab_channel=MaxBialystock)
You can tell your toast is gone cold too
When you get so annoyed you just lean into it.
Did the toast owe you money?
Why did you punch it?
Mash the butter on the side of the plate. Or else scrape really thin layers like paper thin from the top
The trick is to warm the knife over the toaster so it heats up enough to melt the butter while buttering the toast. You’re welcome.
Big cup of tea to accompany that and you’re grand.
This time of year, you need to be keeping it in the hot press
jaysus lad, leave the butter on the hot toast for a minute and give it a chance to melt before spreading.
BDSM buttering, complete savage
Put the hard butter on the bread. Stick it in the airfrier
This is how my da would make us toast when ma wasn’t home, oh the memorys
You let the toast get cold. C’mon man! What! Were! You! Thinking!! It’d melt itself??
What kind of ham fisted gomey are you at all? Toast the bread properly for one thing, that looks like it was heated by a Guinness fart.
While the bread is still finger burning hot from the toaster put a lump of butter on it. Let it sit there for about 10 seconds, then and this is important, turn the butter over and spread through the softened side. The other side will now melt as you go.