In this case they just took out “the do not drink too much beer, wine or fruit juice” bit for some reason!
As a doctor this may seem obvious but I’ve had many patients very worried about their farts…very little I can do about it…
How much methane does a vegan release?
The mad thing is surely this can only be reflective of the amount of enquiries they must get from people stressing out about farts, weird to think there must be enough to necessitate posting this.
Eating foods that don’t agree with you that are high in Fodmaps can also help.
This is just a load of hot air
5-15 farts a day?
Pffft, rookie numbers.
“Do not eat foods that make you fart.”
Literally 1984.
The fucking pen tops…if only I knew sooner!
Good advice
Don’t drink 10 pints of Lager a night along with some dodgy take away would be my tip
What’s the advice on sharting? Asking for a friend.
The serious thing about this, is some outside agency were probably paid like a million and a half Euro to prepare this advice campaign
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Good tips there. Tighten the dentures and lay off the biros.
‘Do not eat foods that can make you fart.’
How much did this bollocks cost us I wonder?
Don’t do not eh?
Tis the season really
Missing Gunniess
They even managed to misspell it in the dos and don’t section. 🤦♀️
If your farts are strong enough to rattle your dentures, loose-fitting or otherwise, see a doctor.
5-15 times a *day*? Bah, those aren’t even rookie numbers; they’re never-even-tried-out-for-the-team numbers.
Also, the only thing better than having to tighten your belt a notch after a good shit is having to tighten your belt a notch after a good fart.
Most HSE info is a copy paste from the NHS
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/flatulence/
In this case they just took out “the do not drink too much beer, wine or fruit juice” bit for some reason!
As a doctor this may seem obvious but I’ve had many patients very worried about their farts…very little I can do about it…
How much methane does a vegan release?
The mad thing is surely this can only be reflective of the amount of enquiries they must get from people stressing out about farts, weird to think there must be enough to necessitate posting this.
Eating foods that don’t agree with you that are high in Fodmaps can also help.
This is just a load of hot air
5-15 farts a day?
Pffft, rookie numbers.
“Do not eat foods that make you fart.”
Literally 1984.
The fucking pen tops…if only I knew sooner!
Good advice
Don’t drink 10 pints of Lager a night along with some dodgy take away would be my tip
What’s the advice on sharting? Asking for a friend.
The serious thing about this, is some outside agency were probably paid like a million and a half Euro to prepare this advice campaign