Government removes ‘govern’ from list of its New Year Resolutions

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  1. Excerpt:

    >“In our defence, we hadn’t really thought much about our New Year Resolutions, but then we were at this massive party round at Boris’s and someone asked and so we just quickly wrote down a bunch of things.

    >“Looked at it this morning and saw ‘govern’ though and, sod that. I mean, I know that New Year is a time for reinvention and all that, but there’s a limit.

    >“No, heat of the moment, a bit too much Moët, so we’ve scrubbed that one.”

    *NewsThump*

  2. This is one of those satirical headlines that actually make me double check the link because this could be true.

  3. Does it say in the small-print what they’re planning on implementing under the dis-portmanteaud moniker ‘Ment’?

    I.e: “This year, we’re mostly going to be Menting them to the point of utter irrevocable capitulation’

  4. Sounds like something from Yes, Minister only in reverse

    “We were elected to govern, not merely preside”

  5. They are governing, just not in a way that benefits the average person. They are governing in a way that benefits themselves and their donors want, that’s the real benefit of Brexit.

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