The pub owners having to tell that person off must have left them a bit pony
Why the long face?
“Left helpless”?
What sort of pub landlord can’t get a customer to leave when they doesn’t want to serve them any more? I think someone is being overdramatic here.
A horse walks into a bar, the landlord says – **’Fucking hell, get that thing out of here! What are you thinking bringing a horse into a bar? Christ, it might kick somebody!’**
Someone brings a horse in and he starts complaining about kids, the landlord sounds like a twat.
well fuck that guy and the horse he rode in on I guess.
I see they’ve started filming Karl Pilkington’s diary
“It’s been the horse’s regular for ages…”
Waa, waa, we’re incapable of maintaining order in our own private establishment. IT’S THE POLICE’S FAULT.
So a horse walks into a bar…..
Because they don’t serve Bloody Mareys 🤣 ..sorry about that. I’ll get my colt.
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Probably knows where to get the best ketamine.
Personally I would be excited to see a horse in a pub
I’m shocked, I thought this sort of thing only happened in Somerset.
Not kidding, there’s a great picture of a horse having a pint in my local from the 1930s. Wonder if he was any good at darts
The fact that they called the police is hilarious to me.
I used to ride my old horse to a village pub. We always stayed outside in the car park though.
Is “your not allowed to park there” ever not funny. Because it always makes me laugh.
It won’t be long before all the pubs in the area fit narrower doors or metal frames to stop other like minded horses.
A man once brought his cow into a pub in Dublin I was in.
“We need more police in our village to stop people bringing pets into pubs”
We had a camel in the pub one night in Oz. Was a great night.
I bet they regret putting that “pets welcome” sign up
Well he looks clean and respectable, the horse I mean of course.
This is exactly how I feel when I see dogs in a pub/restaurant
There is a horse… in my cabaret suite
I know a pissed horse when I see one! Get him a kebab
My mate’s horse is currently in a coma but the doctor has said it’s in a stable condition.
Good job the tiger who came for a pint wasn’t visiting that night.
The song is about having a horse *outside* it fucks the whole thing up if you bring it in.
Brereton! Fetch the shotgun! Another damn horse has gotten into the bar!! Blasted things always underfoot. Shame to put it down, but once they get the taste for drink they’re a devil for it. Brereton! Where’s that shotgun!
I’m on a horse
I’m on a horse
I need no petrol
‘Cause I’m on a horse
He runs on carrots
He runs on carrots
I need no petrol
‘Cause I’m on a horse
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One pint of Ivermectin please!
The pub owners having to tell that person off must have left them a bit pony
Why the long face?
“Left helpless”?
What sort of pub landlord can’t get a customer to leave when they doesn’t want to serve them any more? I think someone is being overdramatic here.
A horse walks into a bar, the landlord says – **’Fucking hell, get that thing out of here! What are you thinking bringing a horse into a bar? Christ, it might kick somebody!’**
Someone brings a horse in and he starts complaining about kids, the landlord sounds like a twat.
well fuck that guy and the horse he rode in on I guess.
I see they’ve started filming Karl Pilkington’s diary
“It’s been the horse’s regular for ages…”
Waa, waa, we’re incapable of maintaining order in our own private establishment. IT’S THE POLICE’S FAULT.
So a horse walks into a bar…..
Because they don’t serve Bloody Mareys 🤣 ..sorry about that. I’ll get my colt.
[removed]
Probably knows where to get the best ketamine.
Personally I would be excited to see a horse in a pub
I’m shocked, I thought this sort of thing only happened in Somerset.
Not kidding, there’s a great picture of a horse having a pint in my local from the 1930s. Wonder if he was any good at darts
The fact that they called the police is hilarious to me.
I used to ride my old horse to a village pub. We always stayed outside in the car park though.
Is “your not allowed to park there” ever not funny. Because it always makes me laugh.
It won’t be long before all the pubs in the area fit narrower doors or metal frames to stop other like minded horses.
A man once brought his cow into a pub in Dublin I was in.
“We need more police in our village to stop people bringing pets into pubs”
We had a camel in the pub one night in Oz. Was a great night.
I bet they regret putting that “pets welcome” sign up
Well he looks clean and respectable, the horse I mean of course.
This is exactly how I feel when I see dogs in a pub/restaurant
There is a horse… in my cabaret suite
I know a pissed horse when I see one! Get him a kebab
My mate’s horse is currently in a coma but the doctor has said it’s in a stable condition.
[Fuck your honda civic](https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8)
*I know a pissed horse when I see one. Get it a kebab.*
I’ve a horse outside ‘_’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
Good job the tiger who came for a pint wasn’t visiting that night.
The song is about having a horse *outside* it fucks the whole thing up if you bring it in.
Brereton! Fetch the shotgun! Another damn horse has gotten into the bar!! Blasted things always underfoot. Shame to put it down, but once they get the taste for drink they’re a devil for it. Brereton! Where’s that shotgun!
I’m on a horse
I’m on a horse
I need no petrol
‘Cause I’m on a horse
He runs on carrots
He runs on carrots
I need no petrol
‘Cause I’m on a horse