No matter how hard I try, it always ends up a mess
I usually take one end, shake it a little, everything goes down from the top, and then cut the upper end with scissors just behind the metal thingy that is holding it togheter. When im on the go and in a hurry, sometimes i just bite a little into the end and then suck it out😅
Stab it
how to basic
stab with knife or cut one end with scissors
Let it stay sideways, hold one of the ends and cut it off right below the metal piece
Stab, stab, stab
Shotgun it
I don’t believe it’s possible to open it without it “finishing” all over the kitchen…
Professionals usually make small hole on the tip with teeth and suck it dry.!
Axe
It depends how much are you planning to use. If a little then open from one of the ends. If all all almost all then i cut from the middle and repackage what’s left. Usually there aren’t any left tho.
You bite a hole in to one side and then chug it.
Stab it ‘n’ squeeze it
Make a small incision, squeeze what you need, then ask an old neighbor lady for [one of these bad boys](https://i.imgur.com/kFnsd9B.png) so you can stick it back in the fridge.
i only do small cut with scissors at one end and squeeze as much as i need. i think it would be a mess if you cut the whole end off and then try to put it back to fridge…
Tee qr koodi juurde kääridega lõige, ei unusta kohta kui ei söö kohe ära.
Use scissors to cut somewhere near one edge.
Mum taught me to shiv it with a knife and hope for the best. If you squeeze too hard, it’ll pop all open 🙂
I just do a hole to the top with a fork and suck the shit out of it. I hate washing dishes.
You know what a sawzall is? You take it, you use it, it destroys the package, your table and everything else unfortunate enough to get hit by the blade
Stab and suck
Stab, stab, stab!
I usually stab it
r/AskHistorians
1. Teed ettevaatlikult ühe kinnise otsa juurde augu.
2. Korista välja pritsinud pasta
3. Lõika ots ära
Man yall are weird as hell I just throw it on the ground as hard I can and lick it off the floor
* Stab it gently with a sharp kitchen utensil
* Hole over bowl
* Squeeze
* Nom nom nom
Gonna be eating the exact same thing later tonight. 🙂
so basically you need a friend, you hold one end and your friend holds the other end and then,
PULL REALLY HARD
1. Cut off the part below the metal thing.
2. Start sucking.
3. Moan (optional)
4. When dry, stop sucking.
5. Cry because you can’t suck it anymore. (Optional)
6. Go to the store and buy a new one.
7. Repeat.
There is no proper way. There is bad and there is worse..
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No matter how hard I try, it always ends up a mess
I usually take one end, shake it a little, everything goes down from the top, and then cut the upper end with scissors just behind the metal thingy that is holding it togheter. When im on the go and in a hurry, sometimes i just bite a little into the end and then suck it out😅
Stab it
how to basic
stab with knife or cut one end with scissors
Let it stay sideways, hold one of the ends and cut it off right below the metal piece
Stab, stab, stab
Shotgun it
I don’t believe it’s possible to open it without it “finishing” all over the kitchen…
Professionals usually make small hole on the tip with teeth and suck it dry.!
Axe
It depends how much are you planning to use. If a little then open from one of the ends. If all all almost all then i cut from the middle and repackage what’s left. Usually there aren’t any left tho.
You bite a hole in to one side and then chug it.
Stab it ‘n’ squeeze it
Make a small incision, squeeze what you need, then ask an old neighbor lady for [one of these bad boys](https://i.imgur.com/kFnsd9B.png) so you can stick it back in the fridge.
i only do small cut with scissors at one end and squeeze as much as i need. i think it would be a mess if you cut the whole end off and then try to put it back to fridge…
Tee qr koodi juurde kääridega lõige, ei unusta kohta kui ei söö kohe ära.
Use scissors to cut somewhere near one edge.
Mum taught me to shiv it with a knife and hope for the best. If you squeeze too hard, it’ll pop all open 🙂
I just do a hole to the top with a fork and suck the shit out of it. I hate washing dishes.
You know what a sawzall is? You take it, you use it, it destroys the package, your table and everything else unfortunate enough to get hit by the blade
Stab and suck
Stab, stab, stab!
I usually stab it
r/AskHistorians
1. Teed ettevaatlikult ühe kinnise otsa juurde augu.
2. Korista välja pritsinud pasta
3. Lõika ots ära
Man yall are weird as hell I just throw it on the ground as hard I can and lick it off the floor
* Stab it gently with a sharp kitchen utensil
* Hole over bowl
* Squeeze
* Nom nom nom
Gonna be eating the exact same thing later tonight. 🙂
so basically you need a friend, you hold one end and your friend holds the other end and then,
PULL REALLY HARD
1. Cut off the part below the metal thing.
2. Start sucking.
3. Moan (optional)
4. When dry, stop sucking.
5. Cry because you can’t suck it anymore. (Optional)
6. Go to the store and buy a new one.
7. Repeat.
There is no proper way. There is bad and there is worse..