1. Put a literal corrupt dick in charge of the police.
2. Underfund and and under staff the force.
3. Outsource investigation to twitter.
Nothing says Christmas like an advent calendar of violent offenders. It’s been a tradition in my family for years and it is nice to see it get some mainstream appeal.
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> On the fourth day of Christmas,
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> I asked the public to do my job for me,
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> While I ignored Boris’ party. ♫
*12 Days of Christmas – Cressida Dick*
Having looked at the dates of the crimes I’ve concluded that I don’t snitch retroactively.
It’ll be more appropriate to have a ‘12 suspects NOT hunted by the Met this Christmas’ appeal.
Here’s their most [recent advent calendar opening.](https://twitter.com/MPSIslington/status/1470800809424269313)
*’add the snow effect at the end too, oh that’s cute isn’t it?’*
They don’t investigate crimes after they’ve happened though so what’s the point of this?
It’s obvious who they work for & it isn’t the people of the UK.
If I see some poor soul stealing stuff from Tesco I’m not grassing them up.
> ‘To those who are wanted our message is clear – we will not stop looking for you until you are arrested.
> ‘We will use technology and tactics to catch up to you – you won’t be able to evade justice forever.
Fucking hilarious considering they’ve had photos and videos literally shoved in their faces and they can’t be arsed to do a thing.
I’m loving some of the replies on twitter: https://twitter.com/_nothardlyalice/status/1471066161752285190
1. Put a literal corrupt dick in charge of the police.
2. Underfund and and under staff the force.
3. Outsource investigation to twitter.
Nothing says Christmas like an advent calendar of violent offenders. It’s been a tradition in my family for years and it is nice to see it get some mainstream appeal.