I live near a certain ex-UCD professor and this is posted on her front door. Handy way to make 1000 quid, handing out fines on your doorstep. (Apologies for me big head causing a shadow)

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  1. I love the distinction between male and female Garda. Absolutely no need for it. But it says a lot about they type of person who would write this.

  6. Sovereign citizens are really funny from a distance and a stunningly enormous arseache to actually have to deal with, jaysus they’re hard work to be nice to.

  7. The type of person who thinks that by declaring this and printing it out is somehow a recognised legal document in a court of law is the most annoying type of assbollocks.

  13. If you notice this notice then you will notice this notice is not worth noticing but your noticing of this notice has been noted…

  14. Should stick some RyanAir letters through her door letting her know of all the fantastic deals over the England so she can hand herself in there!

  17. I wonder is it still agreeing to the terms if you take the contract down off the door and stick it through the letterbox.

  19. Sov Cit bs. Missing a fairly basic point – a contact is only operative *when both parties agree to it*. Knock away, then knock again.

  20. Is “the An Garda Siochana” correct or should it just be “An Garda Siochana”?

    Middle section where the complaining about upholding the oath bit is. I had thought the latter was correct.

  24. 1. Copy and slightly amend her notice.

    2. Don’t knock. Just bring an airhorn and make plenty of noise. When she opens the door hand her a ‘door opening notice’, inform her that she’s breached it and demand €1000 off her.

    3. Profit.

  26. “ I declare before god” what the fuck kind of shit is that to write on something they think is a binding legal document 😂😂😂

  28. It’s the equivalent of a child putting their hands over their eyes thereby rendering them invisible. Except there’s no reason to play along with this one.

  31. Like those knobs who copy and pasted on Facebook “I don’t consent to Facebook using my pictures or tracking my data” etc… yeah l bet that did the trick

  33. Absolutely gibberish, you can’t enforce a 1000 quid fine on people who knock on your door or whatever tf, the only thing that has any legal weight on that is the “no trespassing” notice.

    This isn’t a contract, because a sign telling you to fuck off is not a contract, and knocking on a door is not sufficient to be assent to a contract (even should one exist), implied or otherwise.

    Also it’s hilarious that she thinks her weird notice applies to the Gárdaí. Spoiler – it doesn’t. They can knock on your door whenever tf they want, and if they have a warrant they’re coming in one way or another

    The funniest thing is she thinks she can separately fine the council worker who knocks on her door AND the council separately! Jesus if this shite worked don’t you think every grifter across Ireland would have one of these up? If I thought I could make two grand every time a postman came to my door I’d certainly have one up.

    Fuckin clown lmao

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