BMW will want to get in touch with this driver to give them their wanker of the month certificate.
Another steamer in a beamer
Blanchardstownnnn
Most considerate BMW driver
181D26112 , rIreland is coming for you
Rookie. Could have tried harder and gone for 6!
Coulda done 6 if hed gone lengthways
Fair play for not blurring the plate. signed, a former BMW driver
I would park right up beside him so that he can’t even fit in between the two cars to get into the space
Key word. Empty.
When I see a situation like that I park my van with the passenger door right up against their driver door so they have to crawl through to get in.
4 spaces? That’s rookie numbers. I take up at least 6 spaces.
4 spaces = 1 BMW Space. It’s like 100cm = 1m. It’s just units of measurement.
1.2 BMW Spaces = An Audi Space.
Skill
Plot twist – it’s the OP looking for easy r/ireland upvotes. They will be posting on r/fuckcars next
Now that BMW is not a W anymore
I see a 3D number plate on a 5 series, I know I’m looking at a cunt’s car.
Do that in the South France and guaranteed someone will key the car. Saw loads of them and didn’t understand until I asked the taxi driver.
Just 4? Amateur. Must be new to owning a BMW.
4 places
Those are amateur numbers
That line looked like a drawing of a penis. So he just parked at that designated space
That’s nothing, in the longford lidl, I saw a SUV take up 6 spots!
6 bleedin’ spots!
Average BMW driver.
BMW drivers are, generally speaking, c*nts so this is to be expected
BMW ==== break my windows
Make & Model “BMW 530” Description “E G30 M SPORT 4DR AUTO” Engine Capacity “1998”, “We have identified your registration as previously imported from the UK”. Done Deal- BMW 5-Series Saloon Hybrid Blue
Average Market Value
€34,601 NCT Vehicle Details
Registration 182D26112 Make BMW Model 530 Year 2018 Colour BLUE NCT Due Date 22/11/2022 Service Type Periodic Inspection.
No handicap spots available?? 🤣
I drive a teeny, tiny old Peugeot and have been know to park nice and close to the drivers door if I come across parking like that. Just to fill up some of that empty space.
I have a small, shit car with a sunroof. Make it my hobby squeezing in beside cunts who park like that making it impossible for them to get in. Then sometimes utilize the sunroof to get out. Car is shit so I don’t care if it gets keyed. Also bonus points when they try to confront me and then immediately give up as I’m 6’7″ 22stone, scary looking dude.
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BMW will want to get in touch with this driver to give them their wanker of the month certificate.
Another steamer in a beamer
Blanchardstownnnn
Most considerate BMW driver
181D26112 , rIreland is coming for you
Rookie. Could have tried harder and gone for 6!
Coulda done 6 if hed gone lengthways
Fair play for not blurring the plate. signed, a former BMW driver
I would park right up beside him so that he can’t even fit in between the two cars to get into the space
Key word. Empty.
When I see a situation like that I park my van with the passenger door right up against their driver door so they have to crawl through to get in.
4 spaces? That’s rookie numbers. I take up at least 6 spaces.
4 spaces = 1 BMW Space. It’s like 100cm = 1m. It’s just units of measurement.
1.2 BMW Spaces = An Audi Space.
Skill
Plot twist – it’s the OP looking for easy r/ireland upvotes. They will be posting on r/fuckcars next
Now that BMW is not a W anymore
I see a 3D number plate on a 5 series, I know I’m looking at a cunt’s car.
Do that in the South France and guaranteed someone will key the car. Saw loads of them and didn’t understand until I asked the taxi driver.
Just 4? Amateur. Must be new to owning a BMW.
4 places
Those are amateur numbers
That line looked like a drawing of a penis. So he just parked at that designated space
That’s nothing, in the longford lidl, I saw a SUV take up 6 spots!
6 bleedin’ spots!
Average BMW driver.
BMW drivers are, generally speaking, c*nts so this is to be expected
BMW ==== break my windows
Make & Model “BMW 530” Description “E G30 M SPORT 4DR AUTO” Engine Capacity “1998”, “We have identified your registration as previously imported from the UK”. Done Deal- BMW 5-Series Saloon Hybrid Blue
Average Market Value
€34,601 NCT Vehicle Details
Registration 182D26112 Make BMW Model 530 Year 2018 Colour BLUE NCT Due Date 22/11/2022 Service Type Periodic Inspection.
No handicap spots available?? 🤣
I drive a teeny, tiny old Peugeot and have been know to park nice and close to the drivers door if I come across parking like that. Just to fill up some of that empty space.
Must be the new 4 series
Reminds me of this [article](https://www.ladbible.com/news/audi-driver-parks-two-spaces-779751-20230106) where a guy said he took two spaces because, “*I’d rather pay a few hundred dollars in parking fines to the council than get a dent in my door that would cost me $1000.”*
Maybe someone had the same idea. 💀
I have a small, shit car with a sunroof. Make it my hobby squeezing in beside cunts who park like that making it impossible for them to get in. Then sometimes utilize the sunroof to get out. Car is shit so I don’t care if it gets keyed. Also bonus points when they try to confront me and then immediately give up as I’m 6’7″ 22stone, scary looking dude.