does anyone know what these filthy insects are? they’re lying on the floor and when squish them it looks like they’ve got blood inside

7 comments

1. tic?

2. Could you taste it for us? Might help ID it.

3. Bed bugs?

4. Update: they’re aphids, live in the Christmas tree

5. Let one of them bite you. Might end up getting superpowers. High Risk, High Return.

   

6. Humans are filthier.

7. Suffer not the foul xeno to live.