God burned a whole town, turned people into pillars of salt, threw Adam and eve out if the garden of Eden for eating an apple, killed his son and told Abraham to commit infanticide, off the top of my head, maybe the angel fella he was battling with who ended up running hell was the good guy.
Ever think of that, God won and git to write the history books.
That picture tells me they have absolutely no idea what Satanism is.
Can’t be as bad as what we have here all ready 🤔
I blame the Smurfs
I’d put money on it not being on the rise.
So Satanism can be selected on the census and 15 children were named Lucifer
At some point little Lucifer will grow up and may need a character reference. It would be a sin not to slip some jokes in.
prob because its the only religion that dosnt touch little boys ?
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That’s so metal 🤘🤘🤘🤘 Hell yeah!!!
God burned a whole town, turned people into pillars of salt, threw Adam and eve out if the garden of Eden for eating an apple, killed his son and told Abraham to commit infanticide, off the top of my head, maybe the angel fella he was battling with who ended up running hell was the good guy.
Ever think of that, God won and git to write the history books.
That picture tells me they have absolutely no idea what Satanism is.
Can’t be as bad as what we have here all ready 🤔
I blame the Smurfs
I’d put money on it not being on the rise.
So Satanism can be selected on the census and 15 children were named Lucifer
At some point little Lucifer will grow up and may need a character reference. It would be a sin not to slip some jokes in.
prob because its the only religion that dosnt touch little boys ?
Bloody Greeks, they invented satanism ya know.