u will get to meet väinö as he will tell you the secrets of the universe and then u become finnish chad
You are not the first to try. That is how you get to the finnish hockey team. Even if you never played hockey before you will now gain all the skills needed to beat sweden.
One the horrific searing pain recedes you find you have developed a supernaturally strong and detailed sense of smell and can’t go on living in Kallio
Regret, pain, and maybe a nosebleed.
This is what my breakfast looks like
It should take you back to your childhood and you will be filled with tears of joy.
Firstly: dont. Secondly: loads of pain
Go ahead, try it
Nothing, try little so u know
Let us know
Make a 10 year old do it first and see
If you do, please film it
After the metamorphis you will see and year the pain off every finn
You would cough up either a whole or a part of a lung.
Tears
Ah yes, the question every finnish kid has asked themselves.
You would not do it again.
You’d learn that some things are exactly as stupid as you thought.
There is an ancient Finnish spell, that gives you the strength of the sacret bear. It can be done only in winter, so now is your moment:
Go outside and find a metal steady object, like streetlamp. Say: “perkele vittu jumalauta saatana”, snort the powder and lick the metal.
What would happen? Enlightenment.
I remember snorting these like cocaine with my friends back in elementary school
(might have not been exactly this brand but something similar)
Instant death.
We did that in the 90’s when we were teens. Not so fun.
Just join the club. We’ve all done at about at the age of 10-12
I dare you, I double dare you, go for it. No balls
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Pain in your nostrils
u will get to meet väinö as he will tell you the secrets of the universe and then u become finnish chad
You are not the first to try. That is how you get to the finnish hockey team. Even if you never played hockey before you will now gain all the skills needed to beat sweden.
One the horrific searing pain recedes you find you have developed a supernaturally strong and detailed sense of smell and can’t go on living in Kallio
Regret, pain, and maybe a nosebleed.
This is what my breakfast looks like
It should take you back to your childhood and you will be filled with tears of joy.
Firstly: dont. Secondly: loads of pain
Go ahead, try it
Nothing, try little so u know
Let us know
Make a 10 year old do it first and see
If you do, please film it
After the metamorphis you will see and year the pain off every finn
You would cough up either a whole or a part of a lung.
Tears
Ah yes, the question every finnish kid has asked themselves.
You would not do it again.
You’d learn that some things are exactly as stupid as you thought.
There is an ancient Finnish spell, that gives you the strength of the sacret bear. It can be done only in winter, so now is your moment:
Go outside and find a metal steady object, like streetlamp. Say: “perkele vittu jumalauta saatana”, snort the powder and lick the metal.
What would happen? Enlightenment.
I remember snorting these like cocaine with my friends back in elementary school
(might have not been exactly this brand but something similar)
Instant death.
We did that in the 90’s when we were teens. Not so fun.
Just join the club. We’ve all done at about at the age of 10-12
I dare you, I double dare you, go for it. No balls
Not the same kind of power but [Rauski](https://youtu.be/LmNj8bkSqNE?t=194) once snorted sour powder on a charity stream.
Ego death
pain
You will exit the Matrix.
Have tried. Screamed and rubbed my nose til it bled. 2/10 would not recommend.
#You will become the ultimate Finnish person
Been there, done that when I was a kid. It’s just waste of salmiakki
Thats how its intended to be consumed, no?
Regrets. Trust me
If you did lines of this as a kid, snorting the whole bag of piri is easy mode now.