Enoch Burke has arrived at Wilson’s Hospital school in Multyfarnham this morning.

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1. What a waste of Garda resources.

2. Fucking hell, it’s almost like he wants to go back to prison

3. Block the gates.

   Or stop having reporters there, he’s getting all the attention he so desperately craves.

4. Just shows how persistent an asshole you can be and there’s very little that can be done to stop you.

5. Surely he can be done for criminal trespass now?

6. Christ he’s relentless. What is wrong with this family?

7. I know the courts felt he was manipulating them for attention but at this stage that’s probably preferable to him manipulating the school kids for attention.

   They must have mocks coming up? It’s just not fair at all.

   I know they’re teenagers and probably laughing their asses off at him but it’s still very unsettling.

8. We need an app, “where’s enoch”

9. Prison must have been the only place he was getting the ride, obviously desperate to go back.

10. Honestly why has no one just kicked the bollox out of this lad I think understand it

11. Stop giving this cretin any attention

12. He’s like the persistent floater in the bog at this stage

13. If I had the dedication to the gym this lad has for work I’d be ripped as hell

14. Bring back the lions.

15. This is going to turn into the new daily Covid Statistics.

16. I know he wants to be sent back to prison, because he thinks it will help his martyrdom status. But that will only work for the first few months, leave them in there long enough and eventually the media will lose interest in them and so will his supporters.

17. This man needs sorting out, such a waste of peoples time having to deal with this

18. He’d want to get a better hobby than that now that he is unemployed

19. Guess whose back

    Back again

    He’s a cunt

    With no friends

20. He reminds me of that guy I learned about the other day….he basically walks out into the middle of the road and stands there, doesn’t say a word and won’t move for traffic.

    He gets arrested and put in jail he won’t say a word to anyone, not the police, no one.

    He’s eventually released and he goes and does the exact same thing again…he’s been arrested 11 times.

    I have a feeling that this guy is never gonna stop, arrest him, remove him, put him in prison when he’s out he will return to the school. It’s a combination of extreame stubbornness mixed with insanity.

21. He’ll end up in Cloverhill prison. If he keeps getting arrested for trespass the guards will bring him before the district court and either object to bail or seek a bail condition that he stays away from the school.

    Burke most likely won’t agree to sign a bail bond with these conditions so will be remanded into cloverhill.

22. It’s still kind of funny but now it’s moving on to the funny-scary border. Like the kids have to be able to learn in peace ffs.

23. *enoch burkes daddy has given him a lift to Wilsons hospital school this morning

    “Omg dad drop me here, not at the gate. You’re *so* embarrassing”

24. He’s like Wayne’s ex-girlfriend in Wayne’s World “just because we broke up doesn’t mean we have to stop seeing each other”. Pathetic.

25. He’s an employers dream, he won’t even let a barring order and the threat of prison stop him from making it into work

26. Daddy drives him to school.
    Do we think Mammy dresses him?

    Wonder which one of them wipes his arse?

27. Stop giving the Malevolent Cunts attention.

28. And collectively the nation goes “Oh for **** sake!”

    This family thrive on publicity. We need to starve them of it.

29. He’s being dropped off by his parents whether he wants to be there or not.

30. Has anyone considered giving him a swift kick up the hole?

31. Surprised at this stage a group of parents haven’t kicked the living shit out of him tbh. If I had kid and some creepy religious fucker kept vigil outside their school gates and the guards/courts refuse to lock him up I wouldn’t stand for it.

32. Lock him up already, and fine his father for aiding him with a crime

33. Sorry I know he’s no physical threat to the kids in the school (so far, he’s clearly obsessed and obsession causes mad shite), but I would not under any circumstances be sending my child to that school with all that going on. Physically dangerous or not, that’s frightening carry on. How are kids supposed to feel safe going to school with that lunatic staring in through the windows? Not knowing if they’ll get to leave at home time or if they’ll have to stay late again because Enoch is guarding the gates? At the very least, it’s a huge disruption to their education with commotion and guards coming and going constantly for weeks on end. At worst, it’s an unstable man stalking children, and guards are doing some world-class pussyfooting around it. Madness.

34. I feel like he was born in the wrong generation and would have been a christian brother.

35. Maybe if “Enoch” on the door, they might let him in.

36. He realizes he can just go to see the friends he made in prison, right? He doesn’t have to keep getting arrested.

37. All this over a few pronouns, dude is one sad cunt

38. Enoch Burke needs to get out of the news…
    Dreamt last night that I was back in TY and was meant to be his teaching assistant for a week and got let down because he wasn’t allowed teach.
    But when I got to the school he tried to get me to open the gate for him. Woke up before I could decide what to do.

39. Turns out jailing a guy, letting him out without him having purged his contempt, and then rearresting and rereleasing him makes him think he’s invincible.

40. If this was my school back in the 2000’s I’m very confident that by now, all the lads would have started bringing their dogs morning shits in a bag and been pelting him with it every day.

    Honestly seems like too many people are just ignoring him. Could at least hose the fucker down every morning so he might have to leave, or freeze.

41. He’s the human equivalent of fish in a microwave.