I’d be worried if i was a parent of one of the kids. Guy is demented.
I wonder if we dropped him deep in the heart of the amazon would he show up outside the gate a few years from now covered in tribal tattoos and wearing animal skins.
His source of income to pay the fines should be audited
This clown is clearly going to keep turning up every day, but can we not have to post about it every day please? Sick to death of it.
Day 5 in the Burke Brother House……
He certainly knows how to get publicity.
It’s actually funny seen his da picking him up, like a child’s parent getting a call to come collect their son after acting the maggot.
Paddy Power are going to start giving odds on this prick showing up for X number of days.
He’ll be on Dancing with the stars next year
Sooner the media stops giving him attention the better.
The Year is 2056:
Ireland finally defeats the Kingdom of Wessex and installs Marty Morissey III on the throne.
Participation in RTE’s Dancing with the Stars has fully replaced jury duty as an obligation for Irish citizens.
The HSE’s €500 billion euro budget is approved, with 94% of the Irish workforce now employed by them.
Wilson’s Hospital School, *(sponsored by Apache Pizza)* is still haunted by Enoch Burke, who continues to show up everyday, and is considered a tourist attraction.
So is that 3,500 in fines? 700 per day, will they actually proceed with prosecution?
I have a feeling that he wants to be returned to jail so as to further his ridiculous martyrdom cause.
that’s another €700 please ya fucking spacer.
This has stopped being newsworthy and or entertaining.. They need to be ignored
I can imagine the conversation last night as he packed his back after the 9 o’clock news;
“Mammy, I need €700 for school today.”
“Ah Enoch, you could have given me a bit more notice, will they change a thousand note? Or can I do it online? Anyway, didn’t you bring this in last week?”
Aren’t most adults locked up for hanging around school gates like this? Nonce
Before the internet he’d just be the local ‘odd lad’. Can we just leave him to it and let him carry on being the local ‘odd lad’. Let the guards and the courts and mental health services deal with it. We really don’t have to entertain him so much.
Guess who’s back, back again
Enoch’s back, tell a friend
So it will cost him 3500 Euros per week to do this.
Which will be 14,000 Euros per month.
If I’m not mistaken there’s 6 months remaining in the school year so if he wanted to continue to do this it will cost him 84,000 Euros.
I know the Burke family are probably quite wealthy due to their academic success etc but I don’t think they’re that wealthy. Are they hoping the fines will be written off by the judge at a later stage somehow perhaps?
€3500 and counting, do not pass go, do not collect me daddy
Enoch Burke to be the next fungi . Will bring great business to the town when tourists start arriving to see him .
I get this is now some perverse national freakshow of a story, but I can’t be the only one thinking that this is having an effect on the students and their classes with the attention this lunatic is forcing on the school now. It was mildly amusing at the start, but the welfare of the students should be top consideration now.
His dad does a 300 Km round trip every day. That’s a lot of diesel.
What would happen if you went down and stood near him in a banana suit or something?
Ye are missing the point lads. This melt is funded from the states, near limitless christiofascist money. Up the fines and we’d be proxy importing all that money and putting it straight into the government coffers. We could build a dozen hospitals out of this debacle if we play our cards right
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I’d be worried if i was a parent of one of the kids. Guy is demented.
I wonder if we dropped him deep in the heart of the amazon would he show up outside the gate a few years from now covered in tribal tattoos and wearing animal skins.
His source of income to pay the fines should be audited
This clown is clearly going to keep turning up every day, but can we not have to post about it every day please? Sick to death of it.
Day 5 in the Burke Brother House……
He certainly knows how to get publicity.
It’s actually funny seen his da picking him up, like a child’s parent getting a call to come collect their son after acting the maggot.
Paddy Power are going to start giving odds on this prick showing up for X number of days.
He’ll be on Dancing with the stars next year
Sooner the media stops giving him attention the better.
The Year is 2056:
Ireland finally defeats the Kingdom of Wessex and installs Marty Morissey III on the throne.
Participation in RTE’s Dancing with the Stars has fully replaced jury duty as an obligation for Irish citizens.
The HSE’s €500 billion euro budget is approved, with 94% of the Irish workforce now employed by them.
Wilson’s Hospital School, *(sponsored by Apache Pizza)* is still haunted by Enoch Burke, who continues to show up everyday, and is considered a tourist attraction.
So is that 3,500 in fines? 700 per day, will they actually proceed with prosecution?
I have a feeling that he wants to be returned to jail so as to further his ridiculous martyrdom cause.
that’s another €700 please ya fucking spacer.
This has stopped being newsworthy and or entertaining.. They need to be ignored
I can imagine the conversation last night as he packed his back after the 9 o’clock news;
“Mammy, I need €700 for school today.”
“Ah Enoch, you could have given me a bit more notice, will they change a thousand note? Or can I do it online? Anyway, didn’t you bring this in last week?”
Aren’t most adults locked up for hanging around school gates like this? Nonce
Before the internet he’d just be the local ‘odd lad’. Can we just leave him to it and let him carry on being the local ‘odd lad’. Let the guards and the courts and mental health services deal with it. We really don’t have to entertain him so much.
Guess who’s back, back again
Enoch’s back, tell a friend
So it will cost him 3500 Euros per week to do this.
Which will be 14,000 Euros per month.
If I’m not mistaken there’s 6 months remaining in the school year so if he wanted to continue to do this it will cost him 84,000 Euros.
I know the Burke family are probably quite wealthy due to their academic success etc but I don’t think they’re that wealthy. Are they hoping the fines will be written off by the judge at a later stage somehow perhaps?
€3500 and counting, do not pass go, do not collect me daddy
Enoch Burke to be the next fungi . Will bring great business to the town when tourists start arriving to see him .
I get this is now some perverse national freakshow of a story, but I can’t be the only one thinking that this is having an effect on the students and their classes with the attention this lunatic is forcing on the school now. It was mildly amusing at the start, but the welfare of the students should be top consideration now.
His dad does a 300 Km round trip every day. That’s a lot of diesel.
What would happen if you went down and stood near him in a banana suit or something?
Ye are missing the point lads. This melt is funded from the states, near limitless christiofascist money. Up the fines and we’d be proxy importing all that money and putting it straight into the government coffers. We could build a dozen hospitals out of this debacle if we play our cards right