The police probably want nothing but some scammers certainly hope to trick you and get some money from you.
That looks so bad, omg. It also has typos and English words for some reason. How would anyone fall for that?
I’ve gotten similar “invitations” pretending to be from the Finnish police, with equally hilarious fake details. As a finn I cannot really read or understand estonian, but I bet theres some fun stuff here for you natives.
Saada munni
Did you click on some weird ads on porn sites?
Very serious crime of pornographic site. So serious that Estonian police has no other means than to use the Comic sans headline and the most gibberish broken Estonian language avalible. Certainly contact some random dude on their non-official gmail address.
It’s a 100% scam. However you should forward the information to the Estonian Police. It’s usually quite good to inform them about ongoing scams.
Just saying, if the police would contact you, they would invite you to the station or contact you via official email or official phone. This is definitely not the official police email.
Oh, tänan. Ma ei olegi täna küberpornograafiat vaadanud
We got one with our company’s name spelled as a name. Ignore it, fishing for suckers grows in economic times like these.
For 500€ I can make this go away, DM me
Why police fuck estonia?
nothing, its phising. report to politsei and move onwards with your life. I got 10 of these, and reported every one.
Why Estonian police fuck /u/Smoggis??? 😡
President is very mad at you. Better do what they say, or else…
pärast saadvad uue kirja kus küsivad sul bitcoini saata et kohtust pääseda
I think this happens in every country. Weirdly enough, all the examples I have seen have this kind of potato quality.
Its a scam
This looks like a scam, somekind on catfish bate. This looks fake, completely.
Its a letter straight from underage brigade director Arnold Sinisalu. Very serious, do what they ask.
This is fake but still as good reminder as any to sanitize your cyberporn routine: use VPN, drive encryption, use a separate user account and a web browser.
Miriam MEMEQUEEN?
Ja siis muidugi, politsei ähvardab sellega, et kogu maailm näeb, mida te teete.
**Edit**: Miriam MEMEQUEEN?
Ja sitten tietysti poliisi uhkaa, että koko maailma näkee mitä teet.
I’ve responded to quite a bit of those, even made a fake name, fake email etc for cases like this, took away quite a bit from this scammer’s time lmao.
Even photoshopped an fake “ID” – he kept asking me for one so I told him I don’t have an ID, although, I do have my Christian Club Membership card which Estonia accepts as a valid ID and he told me to send that over lmao.
Anyways, if you’re bored – do recommend doing the same, can waste their time in the best way possible.
Dude, just sell all your stuff and leave the EU as fast as you can! (no)
Mis asi on küberpornograafia? Lihtsalt ühed ja nullid seksuaalsetes asendites v?
Ah yes, the “Alaealiste kaitse brigaad”
Oh yes. Ive got tons of these as well. At one point they made the email ask me if i want to notify them that i have seen the email. But yeah, unless you want to meet a rich nigerian prince, saudi oil tycoon or some russian squatnik who seems to live in a warm apt while we are freezing, i recommend to just ignore this shit.
Your secret stash
Looks like you’ve been a very naughty boy.
*Cyberpornography and Exhibition*
You dun goofed.
Sain sama e-kirja hiljuti. Läksin nende jutuga kaasa ja nad saatsid mulle lõpuks kontonumbri millele raha saata. Edastasin selle kohe politseile. Ei tea kui palju sellest abi on, aga äkki midagi aitab.
Mis asi on küberpornograafia? Ma olen kuulnud lapspornograafiast, loompornograafiast, jne. Aga kas küberpornograafia on nagu kui arvutile toitejuhe taha panna ja filmida seda, või mis? Äkki keegi vähe pädevam pornograafia huviline oskab seletada.
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It’s an obvious scam letter, ignore it.
The police probably want nothing but some scammers certainly hope to trick you and get some money from you.
That looks so bad, omg. It also has typos and English words for some reason. How would anyone fall for that?
I’ve gotten similar “invitations” pretending to be from the Finnish police, with equally hilarious fake details. As a finn I cannot really read or understand estonian, but I bet theres some fun stuff here for you natives.
Saada munni
Did you click on some weird ads on porn sites?
Very serious crime of pornographic site. So serious that Estonian police has no other means than to use the Comic sans headline and the most gibberish broken Estonian language avalible. Certainly contact some random dude on their non-official gmail address.
It’s a 100% scam. However you should forward the information to the Estonian Police. It’s usually quite good to inform them about ongoing scams.
Just saying, if the police would contact you, they would invite you to the station or contact you via official email or official phone. This is definitely not the official police email.
You will find their email at the bottom of the website: https://www.politsei.ee/en
I feel like this could be posted straight to r/shitposting even without any edits.
I get variations of these regularly
Oooh, we have those scam letters in Germany too, must be the same criminals
[KÜBERPORNOGRAAFIA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5UkA2Gg-Cc)
SCAM
Money 😎
(it’s spam-scam)
Oh, tänan. Ma ei olegi täna küberpornograafiat vaadanud
We got one with our company’s name spelled as a name. Ignore it, fishing for suckers grows in economic times like these.
For 500€ I can make this go away, DM me
Why police fuck estonia?
nothing, its phising. report to politsei and move onwards with your life. I got 10 of these, and reported every one.
Why Estonian police fuck /u/Smoggis??? 😡
President is very mad at you. Better do what they say, or else…
pärast saadvad uue kirja kus küsivad sul bitcoini saata et kohtust pääseda
I think this happens in every country. Weirdly enough, all the examples I have seen have this kind of potato quality.
Its a scam
This looks like a scam, somekind on catfish bate. This looks fake, completely.
Its a letter straight from underage brigade director Arnold Sinisalu. Very serious, do what they ask.
This is fake but still as good reminder as any to sanitize your cyberporn routine: use VPN, drive encryption, use a separate user account and a web browser.
Miriam MEMEQUEEN?
Ja siis muidugi, politsei ähvardab sellega, et kogu maailm näeb, mida te teete.
**Edit**: Miriam MEMEQUEEN?
Ja sitten tietysti poliisi uhkaa, että koko maailma näkee mitä teet.
https://preview.redd.it/2ygrpyn90ufa1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=7ed03d1a9230e6c902d4167f54534d32d5d66c73
I’ve responded to quite a bit of those, even made a fake name, fake email etc for cases like this, took away quite a bit from this scammer’s time lmao.
Even photoshopped an fake “ID” – he kept asking me for one so I told him I don’t have an ID, although, I do have my Christian Club Membership card which Estonia accepts as a valid ID and he told me to send that over lmao.
Anyways, if you’re bored – do recommend doing the same, can waste their time in the best way possible.
Dude, just sell all your stuff and leave the EU as fast as you can! (no)
Mis asi on küberpornograafia? Lihtsalt ühed ja nullid seksuaalsetes asendites v?
Ah yes, the “Alaealiste kaitse brigaad”
Oh yes. Ive got tons of these as well. At one point they made the email ask me if i want to notify them that i have seen the email. But yeah, unless you want to meet a rich nigerian prince, saudi oil tycoon or some russian squatnik who seems to live in a warm apt while we are freezing, i recommend to just ignore this shit.
Your secret stash
Looks like you’ve been a very naughty boy.
*Cyberpornography and Exhibition*
You dun goofed.
Sain sama e-kirja hiljuti. Läksin nende jutuga kaasa ja nad saatsid mulle lõpuks kontonumbri millele raha saata. Edastasin selle kohe politseile. Ei tea kui palju sellest abi on, aga äkki midagi aitab.
Mis asi on küberpornograafia? Ma olen kuulnud lapspornograafiast, loompornograafiast, jne. Aga kas küberpornograafia on nagu kui arvutile toitejuhe taha panna ja filmida seda, või mis? Äkki keegi vähe pädevam pornograafia huviline oskab seletada.
Plot twist, kõik viiaksegi vangi tegelikult