Boris Johnson is so lazy, that when deciding upon a moniker for his new child, he could only be bothered to use 50% of the letters of the person’s name she is named after
A more appropriate name would have been Hope or Distraction.
They might have announced it but given Boris’ track record with telling the truth I don’t know if I believe him.
It took him a while to check he hadn’t already used the name for one of the other myriad children.
I hate him, but I hope he is a good father to her and has a happy family life. Hopefully not as a PM anymore though.
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Boris Johnson is so lazy, that when deciding upon a moniker for his new child, he could only be bothered to use 50% of the letters of the person’s name she is named after
A more appropriate name would have been Hope or Distraction.
They might have announced it but given Boris’ track record with telling the truth I don’t know if I believe him.
It took him a while to check he hadn’t already used the name for one of the other myriad children.
I hate him, but I hope he is a good father to her and has a happy family life. Hopefully not as a PM anymore though.