Lads, was Bertie in Jaws?

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  1. Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll crash this economy for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy.

  2. Sometimes that Bertie looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a Bertie is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he crashes the economy on ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.

  3. Can we stop calling him Bertie? It’s too friendly. Mr.Ahern is a criminal and shouldn’t be allowed near power again.

  4. No one has mentioned it, but that was a guy who happened to sit next to Spielberg at lunch every day in the diner where they were filming in Martha’s Vineyard. He had no idea who Spielberg was (in fairness few people did) and just looked weather beaten and local.

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