Looks like they trying to clean corruption out of the army or army boys clearing anybody who tries to do that.
Defenestration. The Russian secret service’s signature move. They want everybody to know it was them.
Those damn sneaky windows, they just sneak up on you and whoooshhh, you’re gone.
She seems to have drunk a lot of vodka so she couldn’t control herself.
Seriously?
Tomorrow’s headline : All of Russia’s top military officials move into bungalows.
>law enforcement agencies haven’t ruled out that she took her own life.
I think calling them law enforcement at this point is over-egging it a bit
For f** sake. Stop stealing defenestration from Prague.
Can’t say that i didin’t see that one coming.
Russia possesses the deadliest arsenal in the world. Their windows.
They need to improve window safety in Russia 😂 so many people fell in the past year ….
I guess she advised Putin not to do something stupid that he’s now going to.
It seems there was a reason why so many soviet union buildings had metal bars outside the window.
The Kremlin: “Marina, you failed to bring us victory in Ukraine, out of the window you go, now let’s find another puppet to replace her”.
How things went.
Imagine having a nightmare and you dream that you’re falling out of a window only you’re in Russia and it’s not a dream at all
Edit: your
I read that Stalin had a gallows humor. When he’d see a particular official he would ask, “They haven’t arrested you yet?” Quite the joker. I don’t think Putin has any sense of humor, but his line would be, “Don’t go near any high windows!”
Russian gravity is really sneaky.
“Falls”
r/nottheonion right there
Falling from windows in russia is more popular than fever.
What they need are more good guys with windows
Jeez Russia must have the slipperiest linoleum in the world.
Ok, ok. I want to know what Russian media say about it :dd
I get it it’s their signature move but… surely there’s a lot of risk involved in dropping people from windows and having them survive? I’m sure you can just shoot them in their temples and claim it was suicide
Not that it makes any difference, they’re still going to end up dead later regardless, just comes across as a bit stupid
In Russia windows have a higher body count than COVID by this point.
“it was self defense!!!”
Naive questions: are we sure all those deaths are not (sometimes) related to suicide ? Either because of work pressures or because they faulted and were too afraid of consequences/couldn’t handle the shame or loosing their position of power ?
I mean, I’m not thinking every russian is living a seppuku-style life, but can we really consider all those death to be assassinations ?
She had a parachute, but it was from WW2, and did not open. Basejumping accident…
At some point Putin will run out of staff.
“Falls” clearly has multiple translations in Russian.
That’s why I don’t buy russian windows.
Pro Tip: Don’t raise your hand in a Russian staff meeting.
I imagine all Russian bureaucrats have switched to Linux because anything window-related is too traumatic.
But I do look forward to the eventual Armando Iannucci movie surrounding Putin’s death, with a lot of defenestrations.
classic
Man, i’ve never seen someone more paranoid than Putin.
This isn’t even funny anymore.
This err……seems to happen a lot.
They’re not even trying to be original at this point 🤔
Could someone make a map of Europe with deaths from window fall per 100.000 pop. Thanks.
The kryptonite of a Russian official – the window.
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the classic russian natural way to go..
Supprise supprise.
Looks like they trying to clean corruption out of the army or army boys clearing anybody who tries to do that.
Defenestration. The Russian secret service’s signature move. They want everybody to know it was them.
Those damn sneaky windows, they just sneak up on you and whoooshhh, you’re gone.
She seems to have drunk a lot of vodka so she couldn’t control herself.
Seriously?
Tomorrow’s headline : All of Russia’s top military officials move into bungalows.
>law enforcement agencies haven’t ruled out that she took her own life.
I think calling them law enforcement at this point is over-egging it a bit
For f** sake. Stop stealing defenestration from Prague.
Can’t say that i didin’t see that one coming.
Russia possesses the deadliest arsenal in the world. Their windows.
They need to improve window safety in Russia 😂 so many people fell in the past year ….
I guess she advised Putin not to do something stupid that he’s now going to.
It seems there was a reason why so many soviet union buildings had metal bars outside the window.
The Kremlin: “Marina, you failed to bring us victory in Ukraine, out of the window you go, now let’s find another puppet to replace her”.
How things went.
Imagine having a nightmare and you dream that you’re falling out of a window only you’re in Russia and it’s not a dream at all
Edit: your
I read that Stalin had a gallows humor. When he’d see a particular official he would ask, “They haven’t arrested you yet?” Quite the joker. I don’t think Putin has any sense of humor, but his line would be, “Don’t go near any high windows!”
Russian gravity is really sneaky.
“Falls”
r/nottheonion right there
Falling from windows in russia is more popular than fever.
What they need are more good guys with windows
Jeez Russia must have the slipperiest linoleum in the world.
Ok, ok. I want to know what Russian media say about it :dd
I get it it’s their signature move but… surely there’s a lot of risk involved in dropping people from windows and having them survive? I’m sure you can just shoot them in their temples and claim it was suicide
Not that it makes any difference, they’re still going to end up dead later regardless, just comes across as a bit stupid
This is considered a natural death I guess?
Add her to the List: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspicious_deaths_of_Russian_businesspeople_(2022%E2%80%932023)
Edit: damn, she’s already on the list lol
[Possible story behind her death](https://imgflip.com/i/7beiyh)
In Russia windows have a higher body count than COVID by this point.
“it was self defense!!!”
Naive questions: are we sure all those deaths are not (sometimes) related to suicide ? Either because of work pressures or because they faulted and were too afraid of consequences/couldn’t handle the shame or loosing their position of power ?
I mean, I’m not thinking every russian is living a seppuku-style life, but can we really consider all those death to be assassinations ?
She had a parachute, but it was from WW2, and did not open. Basejumping accident…
At some point Putin will run out of staff.
“Falls” clearly has multiple translations in Russian.
That’s why I don’t buy russian windows.
Pro Tip: Don’t raise your hand in a Russian staff meeting.
I imagine all Russian bureaucrats have switched to Linux because anything window-related is too traumatic.
But I do look forward to the eventual Armando Iannucci movie surrounding Putin’s death, with a lot of defenestrations.
classic
Man, i’ve never seen someone more paranoid than Putin.
This isn’t even funny anymore.
This err……seems to happen a lot.
They’re not even trying to be original at this point 🤔
Could someone make a map of Europe with deaths from window fall per 100.000 pop. Thanks.
The kryptonite of a Russian official – the window.
Putin’s Favorite Song. 🎶 **IT’S RAINING TRAITORS, HALLELUJAH!** 🎵
Is there a list of all the people in Russia who fell out of a window in the last 12 months?