Should’ve been wrapped in plastic. The owner probably wanted to eat it with some garmonbozia
You did the right thing, posting this here.
That was trippy
I loved every second of that. Really moving.
Where do you get a watermelon in February? And more so where does the watermelon come from?
Looks a bit seedy if you ask me.

He dropped it on his way out
This is art.
I was bruised and battered
I couldn’t tell what I felt
I was unrecognizable to myself
Saw my reflection in **my juices**
And didn’t know my own **rind**
Oh brother are you gonna leave me wastin’ away
On the **floor of the Red Luas Line**?
Respect his fucking privacy
Brilliant
And people just stood there filming, wouldn’t even go over and help.
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Red line?
Did the cockatoos not try to eat it?
Can someone make a gify mean where its the bus meme, but at the start its just the sunny side with a whole melon and the shaft team playing.
Caption: When you’re at work trying your best to get bought.
And then it cuts to the darker side with that radio head tune, this broken melon and the caption: When you get bought but a slippery finger gobshite.
Very meloncholy
This is up there with that fella that slipped on the ice on rte

Did it pay?
He’s a sad watermelon because he wants to marry his beloved partner, but the pear of them cantaloupe..
RIP water boy
Go banana!
Where can I buy watermelon? I don’t think it’s the season for them. It’s a serious question!
Seymour?
it got stabbed
It’s one of the super savers in lidl this week. Poor melon.
I think you’d like the show ‘How to with John Wilson’
You’re twistin’ my melon man
The melons are not what they seem.
‘How’s the craic’?
Was it seedless? The Catholic church needs to know
https://preview.redd.it/beqvy82k3oia1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=6b8b11e46bce3241a4b37ae930cbc4b863378beb
That would cost me $8 where I am
Should’ve been wrapped in plastic. The owner probably wanted to eat it with some garmonbozia
You did the right thing, posting this here.
That was trippy
I loved every second of that. Really moving.
Where do you get a watermelon in February? And more so where does the watermelon come from?
Looks a bit seedy if you ask me.

He dropped it on his way out
This is art.
I was bruised and battered
I couldn’t tell what I felt
I was unrecognizable to myself
Saw my reflection in **my juices**
And didn’t know my own **rind**
Oh brother are you gonna leave me wastin’ away
On the **floor of the Red Luas Line**?
Respect his fucking privacy
Brilliant
And people just stood there filming, wouldn’t even go over and help.