Para quem não quiser abrir o link ou ter de andar a vascular quase até ao fundo do artigo, está aqui o que se escreveu sobre Portugal:
> Portugal
> Take it slow
> “Portugal is now popular as being the digital nomad hub, but it’s still a very traditional country at heart.
> I have spent almost two years living there, and the first time I arrived and started asking people about the dating scene, the Portuguese men shared that because it’s such a conservative place still, the dating scene is quite tough to navigate.
> Lisbon, as an example, still has the village mentality. People talk, and Portuguese women are worried about the stigma of losing face, or having their friends gossip, so they make it really difficult for guys to approach them and then make them “jump through hoops”.
> In general however, people take things slowly and it may take longer to get serious (this depends on if it’s a bigger city or a village of course.)”
espera… mas isto não é o normal?
estar/foder com pessoas diferentes ao mesmo tempo pq dali a 1-2 semanas já nem falas com metade (por vários motivos)?
e foder ou é logo no primeiro-segundo encontro.. o resto depois vemos. não vou gastar do meu tempo se nem o sexo é ok.
Not to worry, I’ll break it down for you. With my simple guide, you’ll be meeting portuguese girls in no time at all! The next time you see an atractive portuguese girl, follow these simple steps:
1. Find out who she is, and what friends you have in common with her. If you don’t have any friends in common, game over.
2. Ask your mutual friend to introduce you. If your mutual friend is not there, not available or not willing, game over.
3. Once you get introduced, make conversation. Be witty, atractive or be both. If you are not either, game over.
4. Don’t make a move. If you make a move, probably game over.
5. Assuming the conversation is going well, propose that you should meet again. Get her number. If she doesn’t give you her number, try facebook. If that doesn’t work, game over.
6. Once you have her number, send her a message at the end of the night saying how nice it was to meet her and that you should get together sometime. If she doesn’t reply in 1-2 days, game over.
7. During that week, invent some program for you to be together. Go out for a coffee (tomar um café) is the standard, but you’ll get bonus points for originality. If you’re foreign, saying “show me your city” works wonders here (“oh, I’ve neve been to Jerónimos! But I’d love to go with you if you’d show me around”). If you can’t schedule anything at all during any day of the work week, probably game over.
8. Keep sending messages during the week. Facebook works quite well, too. Don’t be pushy, because if you are, game over.
9. The weekend is coming! Ok, start steering those messages towards a Friday night date. If the mid week date went well, now is the time to invite her out to dinner!
10. If you suceed in taking her out to dinner, things are looking well. During this night you should try to kiss her. I don’t have any specific pointers here, except this: If, after dinner, she proposes to meet with her friends who are at another bar/restaurant do your best to kiss her before this happens (perhaps propose another bar that you’ve been meaning to see), otherwise you’ll never have a chance.
11. Propose that you should go to your house. If she says no (very likely), it’s not game over, but you’re not getting laid tonight.
Repeat steps 7-11 until she agrees to go to your house or invites you to hers. Should take about 2-3 weeks.
Welcome to the Champions League!
A parte sobre Portugal é 100% verdade. Faltou aquela parte da amiga que vai interromper quando duas pessoas estão a falar.
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Tcauzinho…..
Para quem não quiser abrir o link ou ter de andar a vascular quase até ao fundo do artigo, está aqui o que se escreveu sobre Portugal:
> Portugal
> Take it slow
> “Portugal is now popular as being the digital nomad hub, but it’s still a very traditional country at heart.
> I have spent almost two years living there, and the first time I arrived and started asking people about the dating scene, the Portuguese men shared that because it’s such a conservative place still, the dating scene is quite tough to navigate.
> Lisbon, as an example, still has the village mentality. People talk, and Portuguese women are worried about the stigma of losing face, or having their friends gossip, so they make it really difficult for guys to approach them and then make them “jump through hoops”.
> In general however, people take things slowly and it may take longer to get serious (this depends on if it’s a bigger city or a village of course.)”
espera… mas isto não é o normal?
estar/foder com pessoas diferentes ao mesmo tempo pq dali a 1-2 semanas já nem falas com metade (por vários motivos)?
e foder ou é logo no primeiro-segundo encontro.. o resto depois vemos. não vou gastar do meu tempo se nem o sexo é ok.
SeXo É pU tRaS!
[Bem-vindo à Liga dos Campeões!](https://www.reddit.com/r/portugal/comments/147wpm/comment/c7atlxy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Not to worry, I’ll break it down for you. With my simple guide, you’ll be meeting portuguese girls in no time at all! The next time you see an atractive portuguese girl, follow these simple steps:
1. Find out who she is, and what friends you have in common with her. If you don’t have any friends in common, game over.
2. Ask your mutual friend to introduce you. If your mutual friend is not there, not available or not willing, game over.
3. Once you get introduced, make conversation. Be witty, atractive or be both. If you are not either, game over.
4. Don’t make a move. If you make a move, probably game over.
5. Assuming the conversation is going well, propose that you should meet again. Get her number. If she doesn’t give you her number, try facebook. If that doesn’t work, game over.
6. Once you have her number, send her a message at the end of the night saying how nice it was to meet her and that you should get together sometime. If she doesn’t reply in 1-2 days, game over.
7. During that week, invent some program for you to be together. Go out for a coffee (tomar um café) is the standard, but you’ll get bonus points for originality. If you’re foreign, saying “show me your city” works wonders here (“oh, I’ve neve been to Jerónimos! But I’d love to go with you if you’d show me around”). If you can’t schedule anything at all during any day of the work week, probably game over.
8. Keep sending messages during the week. Facebook works quite well, too. Don’t be pushy, because if you are, game over.
9. The weekend is coming! Ok, start steering those messages towards a Friday night date. If the mid week date went well, now is the time to invite her out to dinner!
10. If you suceed in taking her out to dinner, things are looking well. During this night you should try to kiss her. I don’t have any specific pointers here, except this: If, after dinner, she proposes to meet with her friends who are at another bar/restaurant do your best to kiss her before this happens (perhaps propose another bar that you’ve been meaning to see), otherwise you’ll never have a chance.
11. Propose that you should go to your house. If she says no (very likely), it’s not game over, but you’re not getting laid tonight.
Repeat steps 7-11 until she agrees to go to your house or invites you to hers. Should take about 2-3 weeks.
Welcome to the Champions League!
A parte sobre Portugal é 100% verdade. Faltou aquela parte da amiga que vai interromper quando duas pessoas estão a falar.