This absolutely doesn’t sound like the kind of excuse a toker would think up in a panic.. not at all… /s
What? like traces of edibles or an actual bud in a shite? Or did the dog just steal a bit of your bud and now you have to come up with a daft excuse to not admit you’re a smoker.?
Snoop Dog?
Quick-thinking of the owners to also consume the poo in order to detect the presence of cannabis with their amazingly sensitive sense of taste.
I can’t believe someone took the time to write this. It has the tone of a Norm McDonald “meta” joke. I can’t not read it in his voice
Our hectic black lab crunched on my eighth many moons ago and I had to stick my hand down his throat to salvage what I could.
He was quite mellow that evening but back to his old self the following morning…..
Didn’t a headline from a few days ago have the exact same headline but instead of weed it was crack or something?
Oooo I love a good moral panic. What next? Stories about how you might get a contact high off your hemp shopping bag?
Hmm, ok occam’s razor.
Which seems more likely
1. Dogs are eating their owners stash and the owners then panic and rush them to the vets where they say “My dog ate some shit in the park and then started behaving strange….oh it had drugs in it?!?! Well I never”
2. People are eating edibles and meth and then running out to the park for a shit.
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This absolutely doesn’t sound like the kind of excuse a toker would think up in a panic.. not at all… /s
What? like traces of edibles or an actual bud in a shite? Or did the dog just steal a bit of your bud and now you have to come up with a daft excuse to not admit you’re a smoker.?
Snoop Dog?
Quick-thinking of the owners to also consume the poo in order to detect the presence of cannabis with their amazingly sensitive sense of taste.
I can’t believe someone took the time to write this. It has the tone of a Norm McDonald “meta” joke. I can’t not read it in his voice
Related: https://redd.it/10w9w3b
How common is this?
Our hectic black lab crunched on my eighth many moons ago and I had to stick my hand down his throat to salvage what I could.
He was quite mellow that evening but back to his old self the following morning…..
Didn’t a headline from a few days ago have the exact same headline but instead of weed it was crack or something?
Oooo I love a good moral panic. What next? Stories about how you might get a contact high off your hemp shopping bag?
Hmm, ok occam’s razor.
Which seems more likely
1. Dogs are eating their owners stash and the owners then panic and rush them to the vets where they say “My dog ate some shit in the park and then started behaving strange….oh it had drugs in it?!?! Well I never”
2. People are eating edibles and meth and then running out to the park for a shit.
I mean jeez….