The vegetable swede actually comes from Sweden, hence the name. It’s short for Swedish turnip.
Yes, it’s our dark secret. We are in fact all sentient vegetables, we assumed all books where destroyed, obviously one slipped the net.
Now that you know we cannot allow you to exist anymore. We are sorry.
Checks hair in the mirror…must be true, because my roots are showing.
How did you find out! It was supposed to be a secret!
Well well, now that its’s out, the worlds most famous Swede is actually Mr. Potato Head 😂
In American English the same vegetable is called rutabaga, from the west Swedish dialectal word rotabagge.
Its true! We are best picked in the summer around June or July. If we’re picked during the colder and darker months we can be quite sour. You can spot us easily because we always grow a respectable distance from each other and other vegetables. Hope that helps!
It’s a Swedish vegetable, hence it’s called “Swede” in British English. In American English they got a Swedish dialectal word instead, *rutabaga*.
Hey OP, Norwegian here. Yes it’s true.
Bara i själen
We are all in respirators over here
It is true, unless you learn Scottish English, then its called neeps
Post this in r/2nordic4you they would love it
If we’re picky, a “**s**wede” ≠ a “**S**wede”. Capitalization matters in English!
Yep our minds are powerful enough to function like AIs, independently of our bodies, so we keep the latter in a sort of vegetative hibernating state, since it is more eco friendly
That’s very konatstic of you to say.
As lithuanian who lives in Sweden, can confirm they’re all vegetables
En skämt mellan mitt sambo och mig var att starta en websidan som heter sendaswedeaswede.com. lätt sätt att vara rik iaf:)
Some of us are. But that’s really only some of the royals. The other royals and the rest of us are sensible people.
(They’re not as closely related as they pretend to be, there’s been a lot of hanky panky going on in that place in the last 50 years or so. Some of them aren’t even related to themselves anymore. Go figure)
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The vegetable swede actually comes from Sweden, hence the name. It’s short for Swedish turnip.
Yes, it’s our dark secret. We are in fact all sentient vegetables, we assumed all books where destroyed, obviously one slipped the net.
Now that you know we cannot allow you to exist anymore. We are sorry.
Checks hair in the mirror…must be true, because my roots are showing.
How did you find out! It was supposed to be a secret!
Well well, now that its’s out, the worlds most famous Swede is actually Mr. Potato Head 😂
In American English the same vegetable is called rutabaga, from the west Swedish dialectal word rotabagge.
Its true! We are best picked in the summer around June or July. If we’re picked during the colder and darker months we can be quite sour. You can spot us easily because we always grow a respectable distance from each other and other vegetables. Hope that helps!
It’s a Swedish vegetable, hence it’s called “Swede” in British English. In American English they got a Swedish dialectal word instead, *rutabaga*.
Hey OP, Norwegian here. Yes it’s true.
Bara i själen
We are all in respirators over here
It is true, unless you learn Scottish English, then its called neeps
Post this in r/2nordic4you they would love it
If we’re picky, a “**s**wede” ≠ a “**S**wede”. Capitalization matters in English!
Yep our minds are powerful enough to function like AIs, independently of our bodies, so we keep the latter in a sort of vegetative hibernating state, since it is more eco friendly
That’s very konatstic of you to say.
As lithuanian who lives in Sweden, can confirm they’re all vegetables
En skämt mellan mitt sambo och mig var att starta en websidan som heter sendaswedeaswede.com. lätt sätt att vara rik iaf:)
Some of us are. But that’s really only some of the royals. The other royals and the rest of us are sensible people.
(They’re not as closely related as they pretend to be, there’s been a lot of hanky panky going on in that place in the last 50 years or so. Some of them aren’t even related to themselves anymore. Go figure)