Please, no. Not again. I did it once and I’m not doing it again!
Does that mean I can have a free shoplift?
Definitely Chapters haha
The third offence is War and Peace.
MAKE READ ULYSSES
What happens if the item that they tried to steal was a copy of Ulysses?
Shoplifters will be hung with piano wire.
Chapters has quite a lot of shoplifters
David Norris is from Crumlin originally you know. This is what happened him.
lol as if any scrotes would understand the sentiment
pretty sure they picked the wrong target audience for this poster
:/ I was just talking about Ulysses for the first time in a long time this evening… I havent even read it. Get out of my head
This is a witty sign.
Poignant, in Ireland.
That’s worse than the actual punishment you’d get for being arrested
They forgot ‘to’
Cruel and unusual punishment
Still not as good as the one at Dominic’s shops in Tallaght: “Attention shoplifters, we don’t call the Garda. Anto will deal with you”! To this day I’m not sure who would want to shoplift a box of expired Mars bars that are only being sold for a fiver, but it’s certainly not me!
Third offense, you have to proofread the sign you ignored.
Whatever about Ulysses, Finnegan’s wake can’t be read for pleasure, it has to be studied. And off you go. I tried. I failed.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time
The horror…
Please, no. Not again. I did it once and I’m not doing it again!
Does that mean I can have a free shoplift?
Definitely Chapters haha
The third offence is War and Peace.
MAKE READ ULYSSES
What happens if the item that they tried to steal was a copy of Ulysses?
Shoplifters will be hung with piano wire.
Chapters has quite a lot of shoplifters
David Norris is from Crumlin originally you know. This is what happened him.
lol as if any scrotes would understand the sentiment
pretty sure they picked the wrong target audience for this poster
:/ I was just talking about Ulysses for the first time in a long time this evening… I havent even read it. Get out of my head
This is a witty sign.
Poignant, in Ireland.
That’s worse than the actual punishment you’d get for being arrested
They forgot ‘to’
Cruel and unusual punishment
Still not as good as the one at Dominic’s shops in Tallaght: “Attention shoplifters, we don’t call the Garda. Anto will deal with you”! To this day I’m not sure who would want to shoplift a box of expired Mars bars that are only being sold for a fiver, but it’s certainly not me!
Third offense, you have to proofread the sign you ignored.
Whatever about Ulysses, Finnegan’s wake can’t be read for pleasure, it has to be studied. And off you go. I tried. I failed.