Some overworked Ryanair flight attendant who’s already burnt out from being shouted at for not selling enough scratch cards and perfumes is going to finally snap and try to sever your foot with a beverage cart.
LPT 2.0 just lie down on the floor outside the toilet for an even more luxurious experience
LEVEL 100 CUNT
What height is the person?
*accidentally falls onto outstretched legs*
OOPS !!!
The runners and black socks tell you all you need to know
It’s a Ryanair flight – that’s not “extra” leg room – that’s “Oh God, how do they think humans can fit into this tiny space for 3 hours? I can’t feel my knees anymore” room.
All the folks calling him names but RyanAir is by its very nature Ireland’s number 1 shitbag and cunt transporter of choice.
it’s fine until someone trips over them or a flight attendant comes over with a trolley
Clearly half the people here aren’t over 6 foot, try climbing off a plane with 2 dead legs
So as a really tall guy what am i supposed to do? I physically cannot fin without insane man spreading or this…
Are these the new Boing Max (don’t mention the crashes) that Ryanair bought as looks like a lot less legroom then the older ones they have.
I’m 5ft 7in and can’t sit in the seat. The bottom of the seat digs into the back of your thighs. Pure torture. N then don’t get me started on traveling with the great unwashed
Budget airline bookers complaining about budget passengers
It’s interesting to me, that the EU interfere with pretty much everything they can. They set standards and rules and regulations for everything they can, but no one seems to have thought that maybe a minimum amount of space-per-passenger on an airplane should be looked into. Selling additional legroom as a perk, and making every other seat uncomfortably tight, seems so odd.
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What is the ideal height for a Ryanair Passenger, I wonder? I’m 5’10”, so not exactly Andre The Giant, but I still have to sit with a slant on Ryanair.
real protip: Leave online check-in until the last moment. If nobody bought extra leg space, it will be assigned to you. I have pretty good success rate doing this.
I’m 5 11 and I have to do this, I can’t imagine what it’s like for the over 6 footers
Honestly, so long as they tuck them in when the trolley goes by I don’t have much issue with this at all. The guy is clearly too tall for the seats, though given how much Ryanair are than most competitors that’s a trade off all the same, and it’s not as if someone passing by to go to the bathroom would have any issues getting past them unless they insist o walking with their feet 2ft apart.
Edit: totally missed the actual perpetrator, I was looking at the guy I’m the beige pants! Person on the bottom is indeed taking the piss unless they’re close to 7ft.
the actual ryanair lpt here is to not check in for your flight until the last minutes before you are unable to check in.
ryanair hold all the emergency exit seats hoping that someone will pay for them however for safety reasons they have to put someone* here so if you check in last minute chances are you will be allocated a “premium”seat for free
I’m 6″4 so my trick is to fly with anyone else
Ryanair is the Walmart of flying.
On Ryanair you’re supposed to just stow yourself in the overhead bin if you want to go asleep.
Local property tax? 🤔
Ryanair. Because fuck you that’s why.
Something something absolutely obliterated by a beverage cart
Had some lad last week sticking his feet under my seat and in between my feet
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Shitebag.
At least he has shoes on 😂
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Some overworked Ryanair flight attendant who’s already burnt out from being shouted at for not selling enough scratch cards and perfumes is going to finally snap and try to sever your foot with a beverage cart.
LPT 2.0 just lie down on the floor outside the toilet for an even more luxurious experience
LEVEL 100 CUNT
What height is the person?
*accidentally falls onto outstretched legs*
OOPS !!!
The runners and black socks tell you all you need to know
It’s a Ryanair flight – that’s not “extra” leg room – that’s “Oh God, how do they think humans can fit into this tiny space for 3 hours? I can’t feel my knees anymore” room.
All the folks calling him names but RyanAir is by its very nature Ireland’s number 1 shitbag and cunt transporter of choice.
it’s fine until someone trips over them or a flight attendant comes over with a trolley
Clearly half the people here aren’t over 6 foot, try climbing off a plane with 2 dead legs
So as a really tall guy what am i supposed to do? I physically cannot fin without insane man spreading or this…
Are these the new Boing Max (don’t mention the crashes) that Ryanair bought as looks like a lot less legroom then the older ones they have.
I’m 5ft 7in and can’t sit in the seat. The bottom of the seat digs into the back of your thighs. Pure torture. N then don’t get me started on traveling with the great unwashed
Budget airline bookers complaining about budget passengers
It’s interesting to me, that the EU interfere with pretty much everything they can. They set standards and rules and regulations for everything they can, but no one seems to have thought that maybe a minimum amount of space-per-passenger on an airplane should be looked into. Selling additional legroom as a perk, and making every other seat uncomfortably tight, seems so odd.
​
What is the ideal height for a Ryanair Passenger, I wonder? I’m 5’10”, so not exactly Andre The Giant, but I still have to sit with a slant on Ryanair.
real protip: Leave online check-in until the last moment. If nobody bought extra leg space, it will be assigned to you. I have pretty good success rate doing this.
I’m 5 11 and I have to do this, I can’t imagine what it’s like for the over 6 footers
Honestly, so long as they tuck them in when the trolley goes by I don’t have much issue with this at all. The guy is clearly too tall for the seats, though given how much Ryanair are than most competitors that’s a trade off all the same, and it’s not as if someone passing by to go to the bathroom would have any issues getting past them unless they insist o walking with their feet 2ft apart.
Edit: totally missed the actual perpetrator, I was looking at the guy I’m the beige pants! Person on the bottom is indeed taking the piss unless they’re close to 7ft.
the actual ryanair lpt here is to not check in for your flight until the last minutes before you are unable to check in.
ryanair hold all the emergency exit seats hoping that someone will pay for them however for safety reasons they have to put someone* here so if you check in last minute chances are you will be allocated a “premium”seat for free
I’m 6″4 so my trick is to fly with anyone else
Ryanair is the Walmart of flying.
On Ryanair you’re supposed to just stow yourself in the overhead bin if you want to go asleep.
Local property tax? 🤔
Ryanair. Because fuck you that’s why.
Something something absolutely obliterated by a beverage cart
Had some lad last week sticking his feet under my seat and in between my feet
The trainers give it away