Excuse me Taliban I was working against you feeding inside information to UK government but do you mind stamping these papers so I can leave?
Taliban “oh of course how rude of me here you go” Stamp, Stamp
MoD who live in.la la land and puppets of the state .
Hello militant terrorist organisation,
I know we’ve been at war for the better part of two decades after you and your allies brutally murdered thousands in some of the most horrific attacks on western soil since literal Hitler, but that’s behind us now. All we ask is that you become a civilised, peaceful nation who respect the human right to lawful migration.
As such, we are delegating all matters concerning your citizens’ migration to our country. We know you’re just so trustworthy, and trust you to make the right decision.
Sincerely,
A bunch of literal morons
The MoD are filled rank and files with some of the thickest people on the planet. This doesn’t surprise me.
Wtf, asking permission from the very people you are running away from
The UK really went through a wormhole at some point and we’ve become a real-life equivalent of a South Park parody, huh?
Weaponised incompetence. Probably only apologising because they got caught.
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Wow how can you be this stupid?
Excuse me Taliban I was working against you feeding inside information to UK government but do you mind stamping these papers so I can leave?
Taliban “oh of course how rude of me here you go” Stamp, Stamp
MoD who live in.la la land and puppets of the state .
Hello militant terrorist organisation,
I know we’ve been at war for the better part of two decades after you and your allies brutally murdered thousands in some of the most horrific attacks on western soil since literal Hitler, but that’s behind us now. All we ask is that you become a civilised, peaceful nation who respect the human right to lawful migration.
As such, we are delegating all matters concerning your citizens’ migration to our country. We know you’re just so trustworthy, and trust you to make the right decision.
Sincerely,
A bunch of literal morons
The MoD are filled rank and files with some of the thickest people on the planet. This doesn’t surprise me.
Wtf, asking permission from the very people you are running away from
The UK really went through a wormhole at some point and we’ve become a real-life equivalent of a South Park parody, huh?
Weaponised incompetence. Probably only apologising because they got caught.