Doesn’t seem like this guy wants to actually sell it.
Hell
Dalkey in Dublin=Beverly hills in Hollywood
Time to relearn the good old skill of building box forts
I think this is a bullshit listing. Which is to say that I don’t think they think it will sell, but for some weird reason that I don’t understand, they’ve put it up for sale
Shite in a bucket and rent the bathroom out to a student, have the mortgage paid off by 2079
At 50.24m2 it could be the most expensive domestic property per square metre in the country
Are people actually paying this for it? Nobody could be that stupid, could they?
Some thick will buy it.
Location location location!!!
Doesn’t a storyteller live in this house? Biddy I think is her name. She had a podcast where she told stories and always said the house with the half door in the intro. Think tourists pop in there
Anyone that pays that money for that gaff needs to give their head a fucking wobble!
That house has a half door. Absolutely class
1 bed, 1 bath, 1 million to take a shite…
Great road frontage
Dalkey? Well it would be, wouldn’t it?
Dalkey
It looks like a house from a children’s TV show.
This is where Mr McDougal the town blacksmith lives with his wife Mrs McDougal. Let’s all wave to Mr and Mrs McDougal 👋🏻
There are bigger and better properties in Dalkey for that kind of money. This is 100% priced by sentiment. You can see it in the description, the seller goes on about his father spending years renovating it. Inside it basically looks like a rustic Connemara style cottage, except it’s in Dalkey.
I’d say he’s hoping to capture some American with more money than sense, rub shoulders with the Irish elite in your traditional Irish cottage like you’re in the Banshees or something.
On a price per sq metre basis, properties do tend to get more expensive as they get smaller. So a 200sqm house is not four times the price of a 50sqm one.
But this is on a whole other level. The national average is around €4k/sqm. €5-6k/sqm probably normal enough for a 50sqm cottage in the right area.
This one comes in at an insane €24k/sqm. I wonder is this the most expensive property in the country on that basis?
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Paying for the address, that’s about it.
I know that place, it’s a stunning location. No idea where you’d park!
Best to ignore prices in the most expensive part of the country.
Ask instead why you need €350k for a fixer upper in a rough area just outside the M50.
Jezus, that’d fit in my sitting room.
Location, location, location.
Might add it to my portfolio.
1.19 million would be for the land
But it’s in dalkey.
There’s a larger chance, if you live here, that you neighbour will be an insufferable arrogant prick…. which is….. good?
An expensive house in Dalkey? Wow!
Think I’ll buy this, knock it down and put up a very tall, very thin pencil type skyscraper.
Link►https://MyHome.ie/residential/brochure/rockbrook-cottage-coliemore-road-dalkey-co-dublin-a96-d306/4687106
Doesn’t seem like this guy wants to actually sell it.
Hell
Dalkey in Dublin=Beverly hills in Hollywood
Time to relearn the good old skill of building box forts
I think this is a bullshit listing. Which is to say that I don’t think they think it will sell, but for some weird reason that I don’t understand, they’ve put it up for sale
I’m sorry but what? Even in Dalkey, you can get much bigger houses for the same price. It’s very nicely decorated etc but doesn’t make the remotest bit of sense. [example here](https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-dun-na-ri-4-barnhill-lawn-dalkey-co-dublin/3958067)
You’d have to be mad to buy that 1 bed even if you had the money and wanted to live specifically in this part of Dublin
€1.295M Dalkey
3 Bed 3 Bath 252 m² Detached
https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-dun-na-ri-4-barnhill-lawn-dalkey-co-dublin/3958067
€1,095M Glenageary
4 Bed 2 Bath 181 m² Detached
https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-4-hillcourt-park-glenageary-co-dublin/4661018
€745,000 Dalkey
2 Bed 3 Bath 87 m² Detached
https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-rock-cottage-harbour-road-dalkey-co-dublin/4656859
€795,000 Dalkey
3 Bed 3 Bath 102 m² Terrace
https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/terraced-house-2-termon-castle-street-dalkey-dalkey-co-dublin/4634900
More like r/insane
Shite in a bucket and rent the bathroom out to a student, have the mortgage paid off by 2079
At 50.24m2 it could be the most expensive domestic property per square metre in the country
Are people actually paying this for it? Nobody could be that stupid, could they?
Some thick will buy it.
Location location location!!!
Doesn’t a storyteller live in this house? Biddy I think is her name. She had a podcast where she told stories and always said the house with the half door in the intro. Think tourists pop in there
Anyone that pays that money for that gaff needs to give their head a fucking wobble!
That house has a half door. Absolutely class
1 bed, 1 bath, 1 million to take a shite…
Great road frontage
Dalkey? Well it would be, wouldn’t it?
Dalkey
It looks like a house from a children’s TV show.
This is where Mr McDougal the town blacksmith lives with his wife Mrs McDougal. Let’s all wave to Mr and Mrs McDougal 👋🏻
There are bigger and better properties in Dalkey for that kind of money. This is 100% priced by sentiment. You can see it in the description, the seller goes on about his father spending years renovating it. Inside it basically looks like a rustic Connemara style cottage, except it’s in Dalkey.
I’d say he’s hoping to capture some American with more money than sense, rub shoulders with the Irish elite in your traditional Irish cottage like you’re in the Banshees or something.
On a price per sq metre basis, properties do tend to get more expensive as they get smaller. So a 200sqm house is not four times the price of a 50sqm one.
But this is on a whole other level. The national average is around €4k/sqm. €5-6k/sqm probably normal enough for a 50sqm cottage in the right area.
This one comes in at an insane €24k/sqm. I wonder is this the most expensive property in the country on that basis?