It’s a vent grille. Do you have heat recovery ventilation in your house?
Ventilation / heat recovery.
Very common in new builds.
Holy water sprayer, very discrete misting device in case there’s protestants in the room.
Google “Mechanical Heat Recovery Ventilation”.
I would love to have it in my own house. My parents have it in their newer build and it does wonders at saving heating cost by lowering humidity and improving indoor air quality, especially in the winter.
Vent
It’s the house’s bellybutton. That’s where it was attached to the Mammy house when it was only a shed.
For the home to breathe. Use to live an apartment before they had them installed and had mold everywhere.
Same purpose as in non Irish houses
That’s the next installment of the covid booster, it’s sprays the new vaccine every 13 hours and updates your certs. Keeping people alive!!
Same purpose as when found in an English house. Or Scottish or Welsh house for that matter….
Self destruct button.
Potato alarm. It sounds constantly when there are no spuds in the house
Jigsaw installed it to release poisonous gas. You’ll find out if you don’t wash those dishes.
Exit game button I believe.
Big Brother watches you through a nano camera in all those “ventilation” devices…
Government.
Read 1984
That’s the intercom where pierce brosnans voice comes from
It’s a wee mirror for checking the top of your head. This ones lost it’s shine.
Ceiling plate for drunken soup-toss parties
That’s where Charlie Haughey peeks out. He’s been hiding under your floor boards for years.
It used for sprayin holy water around the place incase there’s some prods inside
It’s where the government listen to you having a wank.
Negative equity detector.
That’s the off button
Coddle broth dispenser just hold up the bowl with the cooked potatoes sausages and rashers to fill up.
Its a speed hole. It makes the house go faster.
IRA detector
Can detect if your stew is below par
Suck out all the banshees
He knows when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He know when you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
How does he know ? I’ve said too much already
Glory hole cover.
I’d you take the center out you can see Narnia.
That there is a genuine Fae peephole. So they can see what we’re doing and realise they don’t have to fuck with us anymore. We’re fucked already
Keeps tigers away
It’s to release knock out gases into the room. The kind you’d see in Bond but the government use them to make sure your not awake when they carry out their nightly checks. I know I used to work for them. I got fired though for continuous putting peoples hands in water jugs and I painted a lads feet black one night. So sorry Henry Radford, 223 rattan Street Upper that was me.
It’s a methane monitor, under the Paris climate agreement each household has a methane allotment. New builds have these to monitor your farts to make sure they don’t exceed the limit.
It’s the surveilance probe, don’t worry about it, could you speak up a bit more though
It’s the surveilance probe, don’t worry about it, could you speak up a bit more though
That’s a peephole for the bank.
The eye of Jesus. Behave yourself
yeah, its just something we started doing lately. We spend about 80,000 euro upgrading our houses with triple glazing, pumping the wall cavities with insulation, putting insulation in the attic and various other measures to upgrade the heat efficiency of our homes, then we just knock great big lumps out of the walls or ceilings and pop an ould vent in there right into the outside. (though this looks like it could be an extractor)
But seriously, since all these super new “ventilation” rules have come in, I really cant believe how many people I know who suffer from absolutely unbelievable damp and mould problems. I cant ever remember having these issues in my grand parents house or my child hood home or any one I ever knew either. (grew up in the 80’s mostly). My friends recently installed triple glazed windows for about 16,000 euro and the windows have vents in them (effectively slats to the outside), what’s the point? hang a sack cloth up….cheaper…its mental.lol
It’s an alarm which goes of when the brits are at it again
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It’s a vent grille. Do you have heat recovery ventilation in your house?
Ventilation / heat recovery.
Very common in new builds.
Holy water sprayer, very discrete misting device in case there’s protestants in the room.
Google “Mechanical Heat Recovery Ventilation”.
I would love to have it in my own house. My parents have it in their newer build and it does wonders at saving heating cost by lowering humidity and improving indoor air quality, especially in the winter.
Vent
It’s the house’s bellybutton. That’s where it was attached to the Mammy house when it was only a shed.
For the home to breathe. Use to live an apartment before they had them installed and had mold everywhere.
Same purpose as in non Irish houses
That’s the next installment of the covid booster, it’s sprays the new vaccine every 13 hours and updates your certs. Keeping people alive!!
Same purpose as when found in an English house. Or Scottish or Welsh house for that matter….
Self destruct button.
Potato alarm. It sounds constantly when there are no spuds in the house
Jigsaw installed it to release poisonous gas. You’ll find out if you don’t wash those dishes.
Exit game button I believe.
Big Brother watches you through a nano camera in all those “ventilation” devices…
Government.
Read 1984
That’s the intercom where pierce brosnans voice comes from
It’s a wee mirror for checking the top of your head. This ones lost it’s shine.
Ceiling plate for drunken soup-toss parties
That’s where Charlie Haughey peeks out. He’s been hiding under your floor boards for years.
It used for sprayin holy water around the place incase there’s some prods inside
It’s where the government listen to you having a wank.
Negative equity detector.
That’s the off button
Coddle broth dispenser just hold up the bowl with the cooked potatoes sausages and rashers to fill up.
Its a speed hole. It makes the house go faster.
IRA detector
Can detect if your stew is below par
Suck out all the banshees
He knows when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He know when you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
How does he know ? I’ve said too much already
Glory hole cover.
I’d you take the center out you can see Narnia.
That there is a genuine Fae peephole. So they can see what we’re doing and realise they don’t have to fuck with us anymore. We’re fucked already
Keeps tigers away
It’s to release knock out gases into the room. The kind you’d see in Bond but the government use them to make sure your not awake when they carry out their nightly checks. I know I used to work for them. I got fired though for continuous putting peoples hands in water jugs and I painted a lads feet black one night. So sorry Henry Radford, 223 rattan Street Upper that was me.
It’s a methane monitor, under the Paris climate agreement each household has a methane allotment. New builds have these to monitor your farts to make sure they don’t exceed the limit.
It’s the surveilance probe, don’t worry about it, could you speak up a bit more though
It’s the surveilance probe, don’t worry about it, could you speak up a bit more though
That’s a peephole for the bank.
The eye of Jesus. Behave yourself
yeah, its just something we started doing lately. We spend about 80,000 euro upgrading our houses with triple glazing, pumping the wall cavities with insulation, putting insulation in the attic and various other measures to upgrade the heat efficiency of our homes, then we just knock great big lumps out of the walls or ceilings and pop an ould vent in there right into the outside. (though this looks like it could be an extractor)
But seriously, since all these super new “ventilation” rules have come in, I really cant believe how many people I know who suffer from absolutely unbelievable damp and mould problems. I cant ever remember having these issues in my grand parents house or my child hood home or any one I ever knew either. (grew up in the 80’s mostly). My friends recently installed triple glazed windows for about 16,000 euro and the windows have vents in them (effectively slats to the outside), what’s the point? hang a sack cloth up….cheaper…its mental.lol
It’s an alarm which goes of when the brits are at it again