Man keeps parking his VW Camper van on pensioners drive (this is not innuendo).
She responded by putting a bollard there. Fair enough, it was her drive.
This somehow escalated to him retaliating by… masturbating at her house (?) and having sex with his wife on the bollard (?)
I’m intrigued as to the rationale behind this decision, and what they were expecting to happen.
What a fucking lad and laddess! Talk about passive aggressive.
‘Slept with’ really is an egregious way to describe what happened here
I have one question…How??
That being said – legends.
It’s altogether weird that it came to a dispute in the first place.
It’s not like a situation where there’s uncertainty over a fence line. it’s her space; she’s put up a bollard. Why is that not the end of it?
“it wasn’t deliberate” – you gotta be hella unlucky to ‘sleep with’ someone on a bollard accidentally. Or is that ‘lucky’?
The homeowner has only spoken out because that dirty creep Giles Coren wrote a piece in the Times mocking *her*, not the mysogynist sex offender motorhome neighbour. Giles Coren is just as bad as the sex pest neighbour.
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And in today’s bizarre news…
Man keeps parking his VW Camper van on pensioners drive (this is not innuendo).
She responded by putting a bollard there. Fair enough, it was her drive.
This somehow escalated to him retaliating by… masturbating at her house (?) and having sex with his wife on the bollard (?)
I’m intrigued as to the rationale behind this decision, and what they were expecting to happen.
What a fucking lad and laddess! Talk about passive aggressive.
‘Slept with’ really is an egregious way to describe what happened here
I have one question…How??
That being said – legends.
It’s altogether weird that it came to a dispute in the first place.
It’s not like a situation where there’s uncertainty over a fence line. it’s her space; she’s put up a bollard. Why is that not the end of it?
“it wasn’t deliberate” – you gotta be hella unlucky to ‘sleep with’ someone on a bollard accidentally. Or is that ‘lucky’?
The homeowner has only spoken out because that dirty creep Giles Coren wrote a piece in the Times mocking *her*, not the mysogynist sex offender motorhome neighbour. Giles Coren is just as bad as the sex pest neighbour.