Ah Russia, Calm Yerselves. There’s no call for that sort of carry-on

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  1. Of course they’ll say that now when he’s in Russia, but once he’s gone they’ll be all “keep the fucker, we’re grand without him”

  2. Easy solution, don’t let on where he’s being held. They can’t bomb the country if they don’t know where he is, they might accidentally bomb Putin.

  3. In all fairness, Russia got into the habit of bombing countries *before* Putin sent his double there. What’s a few more bombs after the double gets arrested?

  4. I mean, fuck the bastard and his government, but you can’t expect to arrest a head of state and his government just to say “aye fair enough, I can see where you’re coming from with the war crimes thing, he’s been a naughty boy and deserves to go to jail.”

  5. Fuck Department of Justice – Can’t even arrest the scrotes in their own country who smash gardai cars and stab people openly forget Putin.

  6. The way Russian bombs have been going in Ukraine, they’d probably hit England instead of us.

    Bit of an auld win-win situation really.

  7. All Ireland can do is deny his diplomatic visa or cancel it if he has one. If we attempt to arrest him, his security will open fire or the Spetsnaz will do that later.

  8. They won’t arrest twats causing chaos around town.

    The Gardai would probably help parade Putin around.

  9. Arrest Putin. Ireland gets bombed. Population decline from bombings. Cities and towns need to be rebuilt. Massive surge in building out of necessity. Sneak in extra houses. I can now afford a house (or I’m dead).

    Let’s arrest Putin

  10. *”Maybe we should just give Putin Áras an Uachtaráin, publically grovel and apologise, and write into our constitution that no laws apply to him. We don’t want to risk a, larger war after all.”*

    – The Mick Wallace/Clare Daly Putin apologist brigade.

  11. If they detonated a thermonuclear device on the seabed of the Atlantic Ocean could the ensuing tsunami cause some Waterworld style event? I always said more house boats could be the solution to the housing crisis. If so I for one, welcome our new radioactive, gilled overlords.

  12. Sure, a good nuking will demolish a lot of the unnocupied and derelict houses. Also knock down a lot of the occupied ones but thems the breaks.

    Solve the housing crisis in a flash.

  13. Good luck to them, we’ll never let them live it down- look at the poor English, we’re still giving the shite 800 years later

  14. Russia: We will bomb any country that arrests Putin

    Ireland: I’ll take the shirt off any man’s back, and there’ll be no shtoppin’ me.. bastids

  15. Really? Don’t make me laugh! I remember the panic induced in the Dublin government when the Cork fisherman set sail to ‘take on’ the Russian naval fleet in the exercise off Ireland some months ago. I think not.

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