I ordered a pizza, but I’ve no current plans to eat it

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  1. But sure just order the pizza anyway and have it on the counter. In a few years you can then hire a pizza consultant to do up a report saying how important it is that you actually need to eat it, and how actually it’s quite handy because you already have the pizza ready to go.

  2. Well, not really. More like asking your mammy if you can get pizza and she says yes. You have permission but you aren’t the eating pizza yet. But god damn if mammy says I can have pizza it’ll be had, sooner or later.

  3. My guess would be that given the public backlash last time, they’ll wait until they can claim it’s needed. Perhaps in the summer when things get busier you’ll get a couple “traffic chaos at Dublin Airport” stories. Maybe they’ll help things along by scheduling some road works or shifting things around. Or maybe I’m being too conspiratorially minded.

  4. Well, they could post a tweet saying “Fuck you, Paddy taxpayer suck it” and they wouldn’t be held accountable anyway

  5. Ah I suppose they need more money so they can increase their salaries. Performance bonuses for their handling of the reopening are due obviously. Fuck me, if I could go back I really would know the jobs to work towards. Answerable to no one. Even if you have to give a statement just talk in circles and don’t really say anything. The key to success.

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