No but those saying no because of splashback must think the black thing is an invisible forcefield, it’ll get on your shoes whether you step on the black or mot
Usually when I’m in a situation that calls for using a toilet that filthy it’s best if I don’t step up on any ledges
After how many drinks are we talking?
Holding the bar with both hands.
Either way you are standing in piss.
Depends on how drunk
Not drunk….stand behind black.
Very drunk…..stand on black and lean forward with forehead against the wall so I’m not swaying all over the place.
I just go sit on the toilet
Only if I’m having a shite
Is it mad that I think I know what pub that is?
I have a recurring dream where i really need a piss and the only toilet available is a urinal like this. Problem is, I don’t have any shoes on, and there are pools of piss everywhere. I try to avoid standing in them, but my balance is all wonky.
No, I’m not standing on the black thing
Defo not
No, that’s to catch dribbles
Piss lands on the black and drains back in.
No way.
Stand on the orange
Getting stage fright just looking at this
No for god’s sake
After a feed of yokes you can’t stand close enough
I thought ya have to kneel like the cushion thing in mass.
I usually perch up on the pipe [like an owl](https://i.imgur.com/x3DCwsx.jpg) facing outwards. Easy to assert my dominance by staring down whoever walks in while aiming straight down.
It was a life changing moment for me the first time I took a piss at one of these whilst wearing shorts. So much splashback. No matter what way you point it
One foot on the black, one on the bar, one hand on the hip, the other on the wall
25 comments
No
2 words….splash back
I see a step I step up. I can’t help myself.
No but those saying no because of splashback must think the black thing is an invisible forcefield, it’ll get on your shoes whether you step on the black or mot
Usually when I’m in a situation that calls for using a toilet that filthy it’s best if I don’t step up on any ledges
After how many drinks are we talking?
Holding the bar with both hands.
Either way you are standing in piss.
Depends on how drunk
Not drunk….stand behind black.
Very drunk…..stand on black and lean forward with forehead against the wall so I’m not swaying all over the place.
I just go sit on the toilet
Only if I’m having a shite
Is it mad that I think I know what pub that is?
I have a recurring dream where i really need a piss and the only toilet available is a urinal like this. Problem is, I don’t have any shoes on, and there are pools of piss everywhere. I try to avoid standing in them, but my balance is all wonky.
No, I’m not standing on the black thing
Defo not
No, that’s to catch dribbles
Piss lands on the black and drains back in.
No way.
Stand on the orange
Getting stage fright just looking at this
No for god’s sake
After a feed of yokes you can’t stand close enough
I thought ya have to kneel like the cushion thing in mass.
I usually perch up on the pipe [like an owl](https://i.imgur.com/x3DCwsx.jpg) facing outwards. Easy to assert my dominance by staring down whoever walks in while aiming straight down.
It was a life changing moment for me the first time I took a piss at one of these whilst wearing shorts. So much splashback. No matter what way you point it
One foot on the black, one on the bar, one hand on the hip, the other on the wall