🇸🇰💪 (not stolen)

🇸🇰💪 (not stolen)
by u/Bryndza_King in Slovakia

27 comments
  1. Eh, zápalky ľudia využívajú celosvetovo a už nejakú tú dobu, lietajúce auto nemá praktické využitie okrem radovánok nejakých šejkov

  2. Na jednej strane zápalky využívam každodenne a lietajúce autá sú taký debilný nápad, že by nás malo prestať prekvapovať že na tom krachla ďalšia firma.

    Na druhej strane: “PRIVIAŽTE MA NA KAPOTU PRVÉHO LIETAJÚCEHO AUTA KTORÉ NÁJDETE A VYSTRELTE MA DO NAJBLIŽŠEJ MAĎARSKEJ BYTOVKY!!!!” 🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰💪💪💪

  3. From every single person older than 50-60 years here in our empire I learned how bad of place Slovakia is. That their history is shorter than my hair and all these nonsense. I have to dislike slovakia. We are competitors. We cannot work together with them. Nobody knows why or who started this, but you have to hate.

    So last summer I had to go to the slovakian airport in Bratislava from our mighty hungarian empire to pick up my father, as our king had a beef with Ryanair no more flights from budapest to dublin.

    When I crossed the border I knew something is odd. My car’s sport suspension wasnt rattling anymore. My 3 series BMW was quiet for the first time since I turned it on. All of the sudden I have realised that roads are super smooth. I had a great drive there. Also:
    Then the capitol is clean and well maintained! People are welcoming. Nice progress in slovakia! And everything is cheaper even with our shitty forint. The landscape is amazing. Many people I met was called Marting which was odd, but I dont mind it. I hope one day this fake hatred will be over between our countries. Cheers!

  4. Buta tótok +krumplik. Se múltatok se jövőtök nincsen. Csak így tovább ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)

  5. Ja som nikdy nechápal, prečo by som mal byť hrdý na to, že nejaký iný Slovák niečo vynašiel? Akože WTF?! Veď ja som to nevymyslel, tak je snáď jedno, či ten vynálezca je Slovák, Maďar alebo Papua-Novo Guinejec. Pripisovať si zásluhy za niečo, k čomu som nijako neprispel, mi príde prinajmenšom čudné…

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