Former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi ‘in intensive care’

49 comments
  1. when the day comes it will never been soon enough, this man is the worst thing that happened to italy since mussolini.

  2. Not going to pray he dies. That would not be ok. Just going to pray this forces him to FINALLY stay the fuck out of politics

  3. For a limited circle of Italians:

    Buonasera dal TG4. Attentato! Si tratta di ATTENTATO. Oggi, poco prima che andassimo in onda, il nostro Presidente del Consiglio Dottor Silvio Berlusconi è stato assalito da un commando di medici cubani – quindi COMUNISTI – mentre si trovava al San Raffaele di Milano per benedire i pazienti.

    Il Presidente è quindi salito al cielo, ma ha intenzione di tornare tra noi entro tre giorni

  4. Let’s see if my former Italian colleague follows through with his plan to host a party in case something were to happen.

  5. Imagine how many lives he’s ruined or maligned with his existence, it’s impossible to calculate

  6. At the risk of sounding insensitive, I am amazed Berlusconi is still alive. I think he has more silicon and botox in his body than blood at this point

Leave a Reply