Whats the right way to eat a creme egg? Tags:ireland 24 comments With your mouth Bite the top off it and lick it out like your life depends on giving that creme egg an orgasm Whole without chewing. Like a snake. Intero Rectogestion Bite the top off and then scoop out the filling with your finger With coffee. Using a Time Machine and going back to the late 80s when they were genuinely nice, before Kraft ruined them With a spoon. Like any other egg. Boil it. On the pan. In the oven. Bit of poaching if you like a challenge. World’s your oyster, mate. I shove it up my arse and wait Take the foil off Its so small now you can just pop the whole thing in your mouth and eat it all at once I remember when creme eggs were the size of a rugby ball. Look at them now. I’m, a Scorpio, so [one nip from me and it’s history! ](https://youtu.be/bvDvet2RTNw)! Just eat the damn creme egg! Throw in the microwave with the wrapper still on for 45 minutes. Up your but Buck it into the bin. Horrible since them yank fuckers took over Cadbury. Chocolate is oily and the inside is now like grit. Mini eggs is where it is happening. Fucks wrong with wondering how to eat another man’s cream. With your mouth obviously… Freeze and carve it. I usethe end of a teaspoon to scoop out its brains then chomp the skull By building a time machine and going back a decade when they didn’t taste like shite. Be in the early 90s when they weren’t so tiny. With your mouth! Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Using a Time Machine and going back to the late 80s when they were genuinely nice, before Kraft ruined them
Like any other egg. Boil it. On the pan. In the oven. Bit of poaching if you like a challenge. World’s your oyster, mate.
Buck it into the bin. Horrible since them yank fuckers took over Cadbury. Chocolate is oily and the inside is now like grit. Mini eggs is where it is happening.
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With your mouth
Bite the top off it and lick it out like your life depends on giving that creme egg an orgasm
Whole without chewing. Like a snake.
Intero Rectogestion
Bite the top off and then scoop out the filling with your finger
With coffee.
Using a Time Machine and going back to the late 80s when they were genuinely nice, before Kraft ruined them
With a spoon.
Like any other egg.
Boil it. On the pan. In the oven. Bit of poaching if you like a challenge.
World’s your oyster, mate.
I shove it up my arse and wait
Take the foil off
Its so small now you can just pop the whole thing in your mouth and eat it all at once
I remember when creme eggs were the size of a rugby ball. Look at them now.
I’m, a Scorpio, so [one nip from me and it’s history! ](https://youtu.be/bvDvet2RTNw)!
Just eat the damn creme egg!
Throw in the microwave with the wrapper still on for 45 minutes.
Up your but
Buck it into the bin. Horrible since them yank fuckers took over Cadbury.
Chocolate is oily and the inside is now like grit.
Mini eggs is where it is happening.
Fucks wrong with wondering how to eat another man’s cream.
With your mouth obviously…
Freeze and carve it.
I usethe end of a teaspoon to scoop out its brains then chomp the skull
By building a time machine and going back a decade when they didn’t taste like shite.
Be in the early 90s when they weren’t so tiny.
With your mouth!