France Military – French submarine launched nuclear missile (All new M51.3 variant) test strike scheduled from April 14th to May 7th.The ICBM is fired south of the Breton coast. Target area is in the mid-Atlantic toward The USA.

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1. Trying to shoot the USA

2. Why?

3. “missed it by that much”

   – Agent 86

4. Navigational Warnings have appeared that suggest that France will conduct a M51.3 SLBM Test in the period April 14 – May 7th .

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   Comparison to the French M51 SLBM test of 12 June 2020. Blue is the upcoming test , Red is the 2020 test.

   The trajectory is only the 2/3rd of the 2020 trajectory in lenght but the target area is 1.6 times wider, maybe more warheads.

   There are also rumor of very first French ArianeGroup V-MAX hypersonic missile prototype test in the com/ing weeks.

5. French Godzilla French Godzilla French Godzilla

6. Damn, Macron wasn’t joking

7. They miss Louisiana and Quebec

8. Just. a reminder that France is still fucking scary.

9. our dear leader macron make the american imperialist pigs tremble in fear with our glorious new missile launch

10. I hadn’t even thought that nations still do active nuclear tests.

11. Silly question, why no western countries condemned this test?

12. 100% a test, yes. Not at all trying to help the US get rid of Florida.

13. [Here are some interesting details from the last M51 test in 2021](https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/40365/frances-carries-out-unusual-ballistic-missile-test-as-an-american-spy-plane-looks-on)

    The target area is generally much closer to the US, and the area is more defined. This flight path is considerably different, so I wonder if that indicates that this is a test of a new French hypersonic missile, which is a boost-glide weapon

14. “Uhm… so we did an oopsie?”

    “No worries. That is what testing is for, it was after all not equipped with a 1 megaton warhead.”

    *Twiddle fingers*

    “…right?”

15. This one won’t hit us, but I’ll be damned if they aren’t getting close.

16. I fire in your general direction.

17. Macron needs to fucking chill

18. I hope the fish got the memo.

19. So…. what will be the wind direction in Florida?