I’ve heard that’s certainly an unpleasant place to be. I don’t know how he’s managed to survive relatively unscathed so far
They’ll only get worse after they get out of jail.
Do they not have anything better to be doing? I’m so confused how they have the time
I wonder if he’s a true believer in all this or if he just feels caught up in his families bullshit and doesn’t know how to get out.
I’m not trying to excuse shitty behavior I’m just curious how family dynamics works in the situation.

He looks like a virgin on his wedding night after just being given the talk about the birds and the bees
Snitches get stitches
They are going to use him like currency!
Gobshite may have already thrown away his legal career. He was almost qualified as a lawyer/barrister when he decided to go a bit mad at the perceived mistreatment of his brother not being allowed to be a bigoted cunt to people.
This is why I hate religious zealots.
Like Artie Ziff in the Simpsons
Their parents need to be thrown off a cliff. Imagine raising a family of such insufferable cunts that they are now famous for it.
He had multiple chances to get out of jail, but he like his family want to be seen as suffering for their belief whatever it is this week. I think if their mother knew about only fans she would have a page just so people would be looking at her and talking about the family.
I wonder is his brother still showing up at the school everyday?
He has a face of that kid in junior infants who would be like ‘I’m telling teacher because you didn’t do the number the same way’ ‘I’m telling teacher because you played with the toy I wanted’ ‘I’m telling teacher you tagged me in the game of tag when I didn’t wanna be tagged’
If “teacher you forgot the homework” was a person
What is the latest with Enoch is he still outside the school?
Enoch and Simeon -great names for religious zealots tbf
Looks like the average redditor not in r/Ireland
His life is completely ruined now. Nobody will ever employ him, he’d be an immediate disadvantage in any court case and being a qualified solicitor in Ireland isn’t really a transferable job. All because he was raised to believe he’s better than everyone else and the rules don’t apply to his family. They’ve somehow twisted a persecution complex into a superiority complex. It’s sad.
Hes probably genuinely terrified in there and no doubt a target for anyone and everyone for at least verbal hassle.
Hes ruined his life by following his parents warped belief system and is now in a situation that debating skills and a deep knowledge of the Bible didn’t prepare him for.
‘Your brother? And who would this be:
Pitt the Toddler?
Pitt the Embryo?
Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?’
As long as he’s keeps his head down and mouth shut he should be ok
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I found Wally!
Quick question: what’s the deal with the Burkes? I’m very out of the loop (probably as a result of being at it, again) but, based on what I’ve been reading in these comments, they’re possibly some weird religious family that’s done some questionable shit to get on the Irish government’s bad side and they homeschool and indoctrinate their kids.
How did it take so many to restrain him? He looks like a flesh coloured minion.
Ive never met a whole family with such punchable faces
Oh he absolutely will be. He’s in the same year as or a year above my friend in NUIG and he was constantly pulling some shit. Constantly harassing people then complaining to the school board to try get people expelled when they fought back or made fun of him. He kept getting muted in zoom student union meetings for lashing out at and screaming over people, until eventually they started automatically muting him during meetings, at which point he started joining the meetings holding signs saying shit like “I’m being silenced.” Obviously everyone’s response to this was screenshotting it and photoshopping shit onto the sign, at which point he started reporting the people who did this to the school and threatening to sue if the school doesn’t take disciplinary action. It was a fuckfest to watch from the outside looking in lol
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Jesus, he looks like a slightly grown-up version of those babies in suits from that ad, pretending to hold a meeting.
has a face on him that looks like he’s gonna shit himself
Looks like if Harry Potter just stayed under the stairs
Giving off vibes of the kid that reminds the teacher about giving homework
https://youtu.be/EUcPz2cuJCk I bet in his head he thinks he’s like this
He looks thoroughly insufferable like the rest of the family.
Oh yea, I’d forgotten about the Burkes.
Good to hear that they’re keeping up the family tradition of pointlessly being in prison without anybody caring.
r/13or30
Their lives must be miserable because of the indoctrination that their parents raised them with.
A very slapable face
Feel sorry for him, the parents have brainwashed their kids.
Found this in the wilds, thought it belonged here.
https://preview.redd.it/c06f5n6f1hua1.jpeg?width=191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=4a410671fa4f467510d8cfb73f101136f21945b8
I read that name as simpleton
Whats he done
I’ve heard that’s certainly an unpleasant place to be. I don’t know how he’s managed to survive relatively unscathed so far
They’ll only get worse after they get out of jail.
Do they not have anything better to be doing? I’m so confused how they have the time
I wonder if he’s a true believer in all this or if he just feels caught up in his families bullshit and doesn’t know how to get out.
I’m not trying to excuse shitty behavior I’m just curious how family dynamics works in the situation.

He looks like a virgin on his wedding night after just being given the talk about the birds and the bees
Snitches get stitches
They are going to use him like currency!
Gobshite may have already thrown away his legal career. He was almost qualified as a lawyer/barrister when he decided to go a bit mad at the perceived mistreatment of his brother not being allowed to be a bigoted cunt to people.
This is why I hate religious zealots.
Like Artie Ziff in the Simpsons
Their parents need to be thrown off a cliff. Imagine raising a family of such insufferable cunts that they are now famous for it.
He had multiple chances to get out of jail, but he like his family want to be seen as suffering for their belief whatever it is this week. I think if their mother knew about only fans she would have a page just so people would be looking at her and talking about the family.
I wonder is his brother still showing up at the school everyday?
He has a face of that kid in junior infants who would be like ‘I’m telling teacher because you didn’t do the number the same way’ ‘I’m telling teacher because you played with the toy I wanted’ ‘I’m telling teacher you tagged me in the game of tag when I didn’t wanna be tagged’
If “teacher you forgot the homework” was a person
What is the latest with Enoch is he still outside the school?
Enoch and Simeon -great names for religious zealots tbf
Looks like the average redditor not in r/Ireland
His life is completely ruined now. Nobody will ever employ him, he’d be an immediate disadvantage in any court case and being a qualified solicitor in Ireland isn’t really a transferable job. All because he was raised to believe he’s better than everyone else and the rules don’t apply to his family. They’ve somehow twisted a persecution complex into a superiority complex. It’s sad.
Hes probably genuinely terrified in there and no doubt a target for anyone and everyone for at least verbal hassle.
Hes ruined his life by following his parents warped belief system and is now in a situation that debating skills and a deep knowledge of the Bible didn’t prepare him for.
‘Your brother? And who would this be:
Pitt the Toddler?
Pitt the Embryo?
Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?’
As long as he’s keeps his head down and mouth shut he should be ok
Boards.ie moderator c.2023
I found Wally!
Quick question: what’s the deal with the Burkes? I’m very out of the loop (probably as a result of being at it, again) but, based on what I’ve been reading in these comments, they’re possibly some weird religious family that’s done some questionable shit to get on the Irish government’s bad side and they homeschool and indoctrinate their kids.
How did it take so many to restrain him? He looks like a flesh coloured minion.
Ive never met a whole family with such punchable faces
https://preview.redd.it/lvr6m462xjua1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=7a37e4b840d4029ab10bf6580bbdd0c100030a78
Oh he absolutely will be. He’s in the same year as or a year above my friend in NUIG and he was constantly pulling some shit. Constantly harassing people then complaining to the school board to try get people expelled when they fought back or made fun of him. He kept getting muted in zoom student union meetings for lashing out at and screaming over people, until eventually they started automatically muting him during meetings, at which point he started joining the meetings holding signs saying shit like “I’m being silenced.” Obviously everyone’s response to this was screenshotting it and photoshopping shit onto the sign, at which point he started reporting the people who did this to the school and threatening to sue if the school doesn’t take disciplinary action. It was a fuckfest to watch from the outside looking in lol