Jesus fucking Christ, its me or this look like a very nice pile of crap

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  1. Love how they did not bother to even change the way the lady’s hair is being blown by the wind. Copy + Paste. And job done.

    Also what’s with the cartoon? Italian bureaucrats have not gotten over Tifa Lockhart, eh? Can’t say I blame them.

  2. It’s actually not that bad….

    Also, if you consider that the average tourist’s IQ is around 80, it might actually be a smart move…
    Let’s be honest, majority of tourists doesn’t give a fuck about the history of the places they visit, they just want to get nice pictures

  3. That face is Venus, from the Birth Of Venus, by Botticelli

    a picture which is very, very much associated with Cyprus – a Greek Island

    (The birth of Venus depicts Venus arriving on the shore of Cyprus, carried in a seashell)

  4. Jesus christ this is all wrong: the Venere faced woman being creepy as hell, the blue rectangle overlapping with central elements of the pictures, her having an extra long neck, all the pictures look like they took the woman doing something and just pasted her there, her eating a neapolitan pizza on Lake Como…

    And then, WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO CREATE NONSENSE SENTENCES BY MIXING ITALIAN AND ENGLISH WORDS THAT NEITHER ITALIANS NOR FOREIGNERS WILL UNDERSTAND! It makes me so mad, any of our ministers never get anything right…

  5. WTF is “open to meraviglia”?

    Plus, I used to think of Italy as the Home of Aesthetics.

    Why are they doing this?

  6. They should have used a different painting/character for each picture, just to show off how much art we have, other than that it’s bland but ultimately effective, the campaign doesn’t have to please sophisticated redditors but the average tourist with a fat wallet.

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