Russia will send ‘disgustingly damp’ Britain into the abyss with a nuclear tidal wave, Russia’s ex-president Dmitry Medvedev has threatened.
The deputy head of the Russian Security Council was responding to sanctions imposed on Russian officials by the British government for the imprisonment this week of the Russian-British journalist and politician Vladimir Kara-Muza.
“Britain was, is and will be our eternal enemy,” Mr Medvedev wrote on Telegram.
“In any case, soon enough their impudent and disgustingly damp island will be sent into the abyss of the sea by waves created by the latest Russian weapons system.”
He is likely referring to the 200-tonne nuclear missile, known as “Satan II”.
Putin has previously boasted the missile, officially known as Sarmat, would “give thought to those who are trying to threaten Russia”. Military analysts have said it could reach London in as little as 13 minutes if it was based in Russia’s extreme west.
In his rambling message, Mr Medvedev, who once hosted US President Barack Obama in Moscow, said that Britain had become so “outdated” that he couldn’t even remember Rishi Sunak’s name.
With how accurate The Russian Army is at aiming missiles, I’d be more concerned if I lived in St. Petersburg or Novgorod than I am in The UK.
Tbf, they can’t make the weather much worse.
…damp?
Rent free.
We’re not damp hun, just a bit soggy.
For the sake of the guys health it’s in his interest that the South American cartels sanction Russia and stop exporting cocaine to them
Can we just stop posting Medvedev? Those insane, nothing-to-do-with-reality ramblings are literally his job. He took up Zhirinovsky’s job as the head clown.
Funny that the country where 80% of the land is uninhabitable by humans because of extreme climates and terrain is talking about anyone else’s climate
Says the country that just bombed their own city.
/r/oddlyspecific
the nuke blast should be enough to permanently remove the mold from our damp bathroom
Whatever our minor differences between friends, all of Europe will stand and defend disgustingly damp Britain. We are all brothers.
Lmao at a literal Russian having the confidence to insult anyone else’s weather, nobody inform him that Moscow has (significantly) more rain days year than London does I guess.
The glassest of glass houses.
I’m sure Tambov isn’t that bad?
Britain: the only country wetter than Vladimir Putin’s mom.
They won’t, GB is the greatest launderer on the planet of Russian Oligarch loot. The fact they’re so vocal on Ukraine is just diversion.
When you stand only 3’9” you gotta try to act tough…nobody takes Putler’s attack puppy seriously
That’s the best he could come up with. Place is damp.
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Russia will send ‘disgustingly damp’ Britain into the abyss with a nuclear tidal wave, Russia’s ex-president Dmitry Medvedev has threatened.
The deputy head of the Russian Security Council was responding to sanctions imposed on Russian officials by the British government for the imprisonment this week of the Russian-British journalist and politician Vladimir Kara-Muza.
“Britain was, is and will be our eternal enemy,” Mr Medvedev wrote on Telegram.
“In any case, soon enough their impudent and disgustingly damp island will be sent into the abyss of the sea by waves created by the latest Russian weapons system.”
He is likely referring to the 200-tonne nuclear missile, known as “Satan II”.
Putin has previously boasted the missile, officially known as Sarmat, would “give thought to those who are trying to threaten Russia”. Military analysts have said it could reach London in as little as 13 minutes if it was based in Russia’s extreme west.
In his rambling message, Mr Medvedev, who once hosted US President Barack Obama in Moscow, said that Britain had become so “outdated” that he couldn’t even remember Rishi Sunak’s name.
With how accurate The Russian Army is at aiming missiles, I’d be more concerned if I lived in St. Petersburg or Novgorod than I am in The UK.
Tbf, they can’t make the weather much worse.
…damp?
Rent free.
We’re not damp hun, just a bit soggy.
For the sake of the guys health it’s in his interest that the South American cartels sanction Russia and stop exporting cocaine to them
Can we just stop posting Medvedev? Those insane, nothing-to-do-with-reality ramblings are literally his job. He took up Zhirinovsky’s job as the head clown.
Funny that the country where 80% of the land is uninhabitable by humans because of extreme climates and terrain is talking about anyone else’s climate
Says the country that just bombed their own city.
/r/oddlyspecific
the nuke blast should be enough to permanently remove the mold from our damp bathroom
Whatever our minor differences between friends, all of Europe will stand and defend disgustingly damp Britain. We are all brothers.
Lmao at a literal Russian having the confidence to insult anyone else’s weather, nobody inform him that Moscow has (significantly) more rain days year than London does I guess.
The glassest of glass houses.
I’m sure Tambov isn’t that bad?
Britain: the only country wetter than Vladimir Putin’s mom.
They won’t, GB is the greatest launderer on the planet of Russian Oligarch loot. The fact they’re so vocal on Ukraine is just diversion.
When you stand only 3’9” you gotta try to act tough…nobody takes Putler’s attack puppy seriously
That’s the best he could come up with. Place is damp.