Get stuck into the potato gratin if you’re feeling fancy as fuck!
Sure ya can even get drunk off the fucking things
Our insistence that potatoes were every fucking meal came back to bite us in 1847.
Do people not have mashed potatoes every Sunday? Holiday is the only time o don’t eat them
Slice up the leftover potatoes and grill them with a bit of oxo and chili powder on them. Absolutely lovely stuff but beware your arse mightn’t thank you in the morning
Mix left over mash with bacon bits, small veg and make potato cakes.
Par boil and flatten some baby potatoes, add some garlic butter and put them in the oven for half an hour sprinkle some cheese on top and put them back for another 10 minutes *chefs kiss*
Baked potato is fancy?
Vodka from potatos. It goes well with mash.
What’s taters precious?
Decimate a nation? Blight.
Don’t like the neighbours?
Take the biggest potato, stab it with a fork, rub olive oil on the skin and add salt and pepper. Put in center of preheated oven 200c
After about 45 mins.
Using a thick oven glove.
Simply pick up the potato and hurl it through their sitting room window.
A fancy way to start an argument:)
Let’s not forget the potato gun
Fancy = baked potatoe and not potato dauphinoise?
Except when you have it 5 days a week for your entire childhood you despise them as an adult.
I fucking hate boiled potatoes in particular. Pasta over spuds any day of the week
Poles even make vodka from potato (awful hangover, don’t ask)
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Since when was a baked potato fancy?
Get stuck into the potato gratin if you’re feeling fancy as fuck!
Sure ya can even get drunk off the fucking things
Our insistence that potatoes were every fucking meal came back to bite us in 1847.
Do people not have mashed potatoes every Sunday? Holiday is the only time o don’t eat them
Slice up the leftover potatoes and grill them with a bit of oxo and chili powder on them. Absolutely lovely stuff but beware your arse mightn’t thank you in the morning
Mix left over mash with bacon bits, small veg and make potato cakes.
Par boil and flatten some baby potatoes, add some garlic butter and put them in the oven for half an hour sprinkle some cheese on top and put them back for another 10 minutes *chefs kiss*
Baked potato is fancy?
Vodka from potatos. It goes well with mash.
What’s taters precious?
Decimate a nation? Blight.
Don’t like the neighbours?
Take the biggest potato, stab it with a fork, rub olive oil on the skin and add salt and pepper. Put in center of preheated oven 200c
After about 45 mins.
Using a thick oven glove.
Simply pick up the potato and hurl it through their sitting room window.
A fancy way to start an argument:)
Let’s not forget the potato gun
Fancy = baked potatoe and not potato dauphinoise?
Except when you have it 5 days a week for your entire childhood you despise them as an adult.
I fucking hate boiled potatoes in particular. Pasta over spuds any day of the week
Poles even make vodka from potato (awful hangover, don’t ask)
Potato salad add in some bacon! Nummm