My church in America warned me that Lutherans were secretly satanic and now I have rock solid proof.
Yep, that’s pretty much it. Only there is no blood sacrifice in this photo. Probably a photo for international media.
Yo, some of those kids are balding!!
Yup, that’d bout do it
Oh thats how i imagine 😂
The 3-4-5 triangle rule staaaaaaaaaaaaaates
when the ratio 3:4:5 is preseeeeeeeeeeent
as the side lengths of a triangle,
the triiiiiaaaaaaangle is a right triiiiiiaaaaaaaaaangle.
Which satisfies
the Pythagorean Theorem
WHICH STATES THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
the sum of the squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares
of the two smaller siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiides
in a right triangleeeeeeeeeeeeeee
equals the square of the
LONG-EST SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
SATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Looks like the turtle kid
God morgen alle sammen, god morgen far og mor
This is the way.
Looks accurate
This would be a great album cover
True
We draw the blinds and turn out the lights too. The kids love it.
it’s true.
Jeez AI art is so nightmarish. The more you look the more wrong it gets.
-guitarist has an extra floating left hand and is missing his right thumb
-that snare drum
-A person in the far back appears to have stack of heads
-is that a baby behind the guitarist?
-wtf is that on the shelf??
-oh wait there’s another guitar neck with another disembodied hand
-is there a child under his chair??
This picture is truly satanic
AI confused Norway with Finland
This is just regular Norwegian childhood picture. It is Uncle Draugir playing songs about warriors splitting skulls for the children. Afterwards they burn a small model church. It’s very cozy.
I feel like half of Norwegian death metal musicians are barnehage or school (music) teachers anyway, so this fits nicely in with the theme. The other half are tradies or mail carriers. And one is quite rich and makes wine.
idk what I like more about this pic:
the guitar growing out of the dude’s shoulder, being played by a disembodied arm reaching out of the mass of kids
or the arm growing out of one of the kid’s heads to help play this dude’s guitar.
To those thinking it’s makeup; it’s not. That’s how Norwegian people looks like after a winter and a rainy summer.
We have beautiful hands here in Norway. And a lot of them
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seems about right
Ah! The kumbaya in the mornings. Classic
Best barnehage ever
Loving that 7 foot tall snare
Drop the prompt
Teacher in Norway here. Can confirm.
Step aside school of rock!
Accurate.
My church in America warned me that Lutherans were secretly satanic and now I have rock solid proof.
Yep, that’s pretty much it. Only there is no blood sacrifice in this photo. Probably a photo for international media.
Yo, some of those kids are balding!!
Yup, that’d bout do it
Oh thats how i imagine 😂
The 3-4-5 triangle rule staaaaaaaaaaaaaates
when the ratio 3:4:5 is preseeeeeeeeeeent
as the side lengths of a triangle,
the triiiiiaaaaaaangle is a right triiiiiiaaaaaaaaaangle.
Which satisfies
the Pythagorean Theorem
WHICH STATES THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
the sum of the squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares
of the two smaller siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiides
in a right triangleeeeeeeeeeeeeee
equals the square of the
LONG-EST SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
SATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Looks like the turtle kid
God morgen alle sammen, god morgen far og mor
This is the way.
Looks accurate
This would be a great album cover
True
We draw the blinds and turn out the lights too. The kids love it.
it’s true.
Jeez AI art is so nightmarish. The more you look the more wrong it gets.
-guitarist has an extra floating left hand and is missing his right thumb
-that snare drum
-A person in the far back appears to have stack of heads
-is that a baby behind the guitarist?
-wtf is that on the shelf??
-oh wait there’s another guitar neck with another disembodied hand
-is there a child under his chair??
This picture is truly satanic
AI confused Norway with Finland
This is just regular Norwegian childhood picture. It is Uncle Draugir playing songs about warriors splitting skulls for the children. Afterwards they burn a small model church. It’s very cozy.
I feel like half of Norwegian death metal musicians are barnehage or school (music) teachers anyway, so this fits nicely in with the theme. The other half are tradies or mail carriers. And one is quite rich and makes wine.
idk what I like more about this pic:
the guitar growing out of the dude’s shoulder, being played by a disembodied arm reaching out of the mass of kids
or the arm growing out of one of the kid’s heads to help play this dude’s guitar.
To those thinking it’s makeup; it’s not. That’s how Norwegian people looks like after a winter and a rainy summer.
We have beautiful hands here in Norway. And a lot of them