Peskov assures that there’s only one Putin and he’s not in a bunker

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  1. > The press secretary of the President of the Russian Federation, Dmitry Peskov, said that Vladimir Putin has no doubles and did not “sit out in bunkers”.
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    > Source: Russian propaganda agency RIA Novosti, quoting Peskov
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    > “We heard [people say] that Putin has a lot of doubles who work for him while he is sitting in the bunker. Another lie. You see what kind of president we have. Actually, he is as he always was, he is a super active person.
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    > Those who work with him can barely keep up with him. One can only envy his energy. God forbid, you can wish only for his health. Of course, he did not sit out in any bunkers. This is also a lie”.

  2. I thought these rumours were just people seeing Putin without makeup for the first time, but now that Kremlin has denied it, maybe he does have body doubles after all.

  3. Now, imagine if this body double would be assassinated while doing a public appearance.

    Would the real Putin come out of his bunker and admit to the use of body doubles or would they play along and pretend Putin is dead and put another puppet in pretended charge instead?

    Or would they just deny it happend?

  4. Which means that there are multiple Putins and the true one is indeed hiding in a bunker. Whatever Russia says, the opposite is true

  5. So it basically means:

    “Peskov assures that there’s multiple Putin’s doubles and the real one is in a bunker”

  6. There’s one Putin. The others are called Puten, Piten, Prutin, and Valery.

    He is not hiding in a bunker, he is hiding in an underground facility with strict security.

  7. So there’s definitely multiple putins, and the real one is absolutely cowering in a bunker. I cracked this muscovy code a while ago

  8. *Cause I’m sly Putin,*

    *Yes I’m the real Putin,*

    *All you other fake Putins,*

    *are just violating,*

    *the territorial integrity of a country,*

    *that has stood up, is standing up, will stand up…*

  9. And with this Peskov not only confirmed that Putin has multiple “clones” running about being all presidential, but also that he’s living inside a bunker for most of his time.

    Thanks, pesky, you were great help.

    Remember folks, if a moscovian says anything, it’s opposite rules on that statement.

  10. It’s always some internet bullshit until a government official in Russia tells you “the opposite is true” than it’s likely a fact.

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