Do ye reckon the Dwarves used Mica bricks to build them bridges in Moria? They were fierce crumbly!

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  1. Every dwarf deserves the mine of their dreams. They used the cheapest bidder and the cheapest materials last time and that is completely the fault of the taxpayers of Rohan who should have had proper regulation in place to prevent the dwarfs making such a cheapscape mistake. The taxpayers of Rohan are morally bound to now cover 100% of the cost of giving every Dwarf in Moria the home they deserve.

  2. Moria was founded about two thousand years before the fellowship confronted the Balrog, so no, I think those stairs have held up very well!

  3. In fairness worker morale was low so wouldn’t trust the quality of work. Awful cunt of a foreman, whipping workers into place, keeping the place roasting hot with no ventilation, etc.

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