What a strange story, if there was no party last year then was none planned for this year either?
The most sensible thing the Conservatives have done all week.
This time next year we’ll find out they had one after all.
The party is cancelled.
But the 100 person cheese and wine fiesta is still on for the 19th.
🍷 🧀
They’ve said they are cancelling it.
Don’t you people know by now they are categorical liars?!
You can’t trust anything they say. In fact the opposite is probably true. They’ll just try harder not to get found out.
So ‘*business meeting with wine and cheese’* is still on the table?
I’m gonna call that horse “Lightning”.
Because it’s bolted.
Replaced by business meeting where it just happens that people bring presents and drink wine.
> “To try to make amends for committing a crime, we’ve chosen not to do something which is legal,” said a spokesperson.
Didn’t they say not to cancel parties?
I guess that were damned either way with this one, but you can fuck yourself passively, or actively… and for some reason they chose active…
We don’t believe you
You said it was cancelled last year, and you all went, and laughed in our faces while we had to say our last goodbyes to our dying loved ones over video conference
“We cancelled it” get fucked, were cancelling **you** next
Didn’t they tell everyone they should cancel their own parties? Beware the deadly disease that isn’t even one of the top ten killers that only affects poor people. Imagine still believing all the covid nonsense 😂
Update: Covid was actually the 9th leading cause of death in just July, which got people very excited, because they’re mental.
Or, more likely, just to be kept a much better secret.
This time next year: the scandal of the cancelled party that went ahead
Genuine questions how did this get out and why now? Also who are the people in the room with Allegra laughing? And also finally yiu have to sign in to No 10 and out (my dad went once for a charity thing) so wheres the record of December 18th?
Would it have been cancelled had we not heard about last year? “Nah xx”
Should have done that last year whilst the rest of us had to the stupid cunts
It’s almost guaranteed that the Tories will hold various parties during this, btw.
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What a strange story, if there was no party last year then was none planned for this year either?
The most sensible thing the Conservatives have done all week.
This time next year we’ll find out they had one after all.
The party is cancelled.
But the 100 person cheese and wine fiesta is still on for the 19th.
🍷 🧀
They’ve said they are cancelling it.
Don’t you people know by now they are categorical liars?!
You can’t trust anything they say. In fact the opposite is probably true. They’ll just try harder not to get found out.
So ‘*business meeting with wine and cheese’* is still on the table?
I’m gonna call that horse “Lightning”.
Because it’s bolted.
Replaced by business meeting where it just happens that people bring presents and drink wine.
> “To try to make amends for committing a crime, we’ve chosen not to do something which is legal,” said a spokesperson.
Didn’t they say not to cancel parties?
I guess that were damned either way with this one, but you can fuck yourself passively, or actively… and for some reason they chose active…
We don’t believe you
You said it was cancelled last year, and you all went, and laughed in our faces while we had to say our last goodbyes to our dying loved ones over video conference
“We cancelled it” get fucked, were cancelling **you** next
Didn’t they tell everyone they should cancel their own parties? Beware the deadly disease that isn’t even one of the top ten killers that only affects poor people. Imagine still believing all the covid nonsense 😂
Update: Covid was actually the 9th leading cause of death in just July, which got people very excited, because they’re mental.
Or, more likely, just to be kept a much better secret.
This time next year: the scandal of the cancelled party that went ahead
Genuine questions how did this get out and why now? Also who are the people in the room with Allegra laughing? And also finally yiu have to sign in to No 10 and out (my dad went once for a charity thing) so wheres the record of December 18th?
Would it have been cancelled had we not heard about last year? “Nah xx”
Should have done that last year whilst the rest of us had to the stupid cunts
It’s almost guaranteed that the Tories will hold various parties during this, btw.