‘You’ll be leaving your fingerprints on the road’: Top cop warns protesters who glue themselves to motorways

8 comments
  1. Pretty sure the fact they’re stuck to the road means they don’t plan on getting away, you absolute dingus.

  2. It looked like the woman at the snooker table had left a load of skin on the snooker table at first, but I think it was some sort of adhesive pad

  3. These events attract police like flies to shit.

    They may get onto the newspaper, they don’t have to deal with dangerous criminals, they can just stand there until the shift ends and safely go home.

    I get that these protests are a bit annoying, but you’ll never see so many officers showing up to a burglary or even robbery these days.

  4. I suppose it makes a change for the police to be ripping people’s fingers off, rather than raping and/or murdering them – that’s progress.

  5. We must immediately begin building new prisons to house all of these people gluing themselves to motorways yet hoping they will never be identified… this guy’s gonna be rounding them all up…

  6. Ah yes how else will we possibly identify people who glue the entire rest of themselves to the road

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