Of course it’s real. Just like the bible is real. And angels wear long white dresses and fly around the sky.
What are these?
These are shards from the crucifixion of Jesus
Really?
Yeah, honestly. Would we lie to you?
Maybe they could include shards of Harry Potters broken wand in the ceremony somewhere as well?
I think it’s meant to be a symbolic reconstruction of the [Cross of Neith](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_of_Neith), which was taken to England after the fall of Llewellyn the Last and subsequently vanished in the Reformation.
Lmao this is some medieval shit, will the holy prepuce also be there?
There’s also going to be a rock that keeps tigers away
A reminder that Christianity has always been one massive grift.
I would prefer that it was shards from Gandalf’s staff.
Pretty cool tbh I’d love to have parts from the violent execution of a cult leader at my promotion party. We could do shots off it or something.
Would love to see some carbon dating on those shards
Apparently if you added up all the fragments of the ‘one true cross’, it would have been about 80 ft tall.
I went to Salisbury cathedral for a visit with the lady over Easter. I took a seat, grabbed a Bible, opened on a random page and read about a Whore of Babylon who’s cup was overflowing with her sins.
The Bible is absolute bollocks.
Jesus must have died on a 6 mile cross, given the number of shards still in existence.
I am sure Jesus will love it.
Like if I sat on a pillow stuffed with the pubic hair of my rapist.
I think this headline needs to the word “alleged” in there somewhere
Whoop-di-doo.
Bunch of unelected old pricks putting silly hats on a bunch of unelected old pricks and waving their magic wands around to make sure their made-up space wizard rubber stamps the whole charade.
All these shards everywhere… that cross must have been visible from space.
If we took all the wood from the cross, we’d have a forest.
It’s not to say the cross didn’t exist, but holy relics used to be tourist traps.
Not more pieces of the true cross. Must have enough floating around to build the ship of Theseus.
Of course they were. Those very shards. Definitely.
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Of course it’s real. Just like the bible is real. And angels wear long white dresses and fly around the sky.
What are these?
These are shards from the crucifixion of Jesus
Really?
Yeah, honestly. Would we lie to you?
Maybe they could include shards of Harry Potters broken wand in the ceremony somewhere as well?
I think it’s meant to be a symbolic reconstruction of the [Cross of Neith](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_of_Neith), which was taken to England after the fall of Llewellyn the Last and subsequently vanished in the Reformation.
Lmao this is some medieval shit, will the holy prepuce also be there?
There’s also going to be a rock that keeps tigers away
A reminder that Christianity has always been one massive grift.
I would prefer that it was shards from Gandalf’s staff.
Pretty cool tbh I’d love to have parts from the violent execution of a cult leader at my promotion party. We could do shots off it or something.
Would love to see some carbon dating on those shards
Apparently if you added up all the fragments of the ‘one true cross’, it would have been about 80 ft tall.
I went to Salisbury cathedral for a visit with the lady over Easter. I took a seat, grabbed a Bible, opened on a random page and read about a Whore of Babylon who’s cup was overflowing with her sins.
The Bible is absolute bollocks.
Jesus must have died on a 6 mile cross, given the number of shards still in existence.
I am sure Jesus will love it.
Like if I sat on a pillow stuffed with the pubic hair of my rapist.
I think this headline needs to the word “alleged” in there somewhere
Whoop-di-doo.
Bunch of unelected old pricks putting silly hats on a bunch of unelected old pricks and waving their magic wands around to make sure their made-up space wizard rubber stamps the whole charade.
All these shards everywhere… that cross must have been visible from space.
If we took all the wood from the cross, we’d have a forest.
It’s not to say the cross didn’t exist, but holy relics used to be tourist traps.
Not more pieces of the true cross. Must have enough floating around to build the ship of Theseus.
Of course they were. Those very shards. Definitely.