Hi. I wanna make a shitpost in Bulgarian for a friend. They are Bulgarian and make shitposts in Spanish and I wanna return the favor. I would like to translate the following phrase: “I shave testicles with my teeth. My services straight to your home. Send an email to boikoborisov@\[shittyemailserverhere\].com”. [The image will look something like this](https://imgur.com/a/O2HFhWL) but with Boiko Borisov’s portrait. What’d be an accurate translation?

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