No doubt a blessing for the new King to stand proud and have great virility.
On which has been mowed the phallus?
If you’re gonna go old English at least go all the way!
Upon which hath been moweth thy Phallus!
Excerpt:^1
>Shocked locals have spotted a phallic picture mown into grass outside Bath’s exclusive Royal Crescent. The rude drawing arrived overnight, it’s unclear at this stage if it’s a protest against this weekend’s royal event.
>In an area that’s visited by people all over the world for its “perfect lawn”, framed by one of the city’s most iconic landmarks, The Royal Crescent, the new addition couldn’t be more different to its surroundings of 18th century Georgian grandeur.
>The Coronation of King Charles III will take place at 11am, with people planning on street parties and picnics all over the country to celebrate it, including the grounds of The Royal Crescent, reports Somerset Live.
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No doubt a blessing for the new King to stand proud and have great virility.
On which has been mowed the phallus?
If you’re gonna go old English at least go all the way!
Upon which hath been moweth thy Phallus!
Excerpt:^1
>Shocked locals have spotted a phallic picture mown into grass outside Bath’s exclusive Royal Crescent. The rude drawing arrived overnight, it’s unclear at this stage if it’s a protest against this weekend’s royal event.
>In an area that’s visited by people all over the world for its “perfect lawn”, framed by one of the city’s most iconic landmarks, The Royal Crescent, the new addition couldn’t be more different to its surroundings of 18th century Georgian grandeur.
>The Coronation of King Charles III will take place at 11am, with people planning on street parties and picnics all over the country to celebrate it, including the grounds of The Royal Crescent, reports Somerset Live.
^1 Bertie Adam (4 May 2023), “Shocked locals spot ’30 foot’ phallus mown into Bath’s Royal Crescent days before coronation”, https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/local-news/shocked-locals-spot-30-foot-8411136
Most interesting part of the entire weekend no doubt
It’s a 30ft cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.
The council showed mow in an even bigger penis, just to assert their dominance
You people have dirty minds.
It is clearly a squid game layout.
No no no, I said I wanted a new tenured dick for the house of Lords, not a ten-yard one!