Folks with self-storage units, what do you keep there?
2023-04-29
I know some poeple who store hobby equipment they use only several times a year, but they’re others who it is basically a facility for hoarding. I’m curious what do poeple use them for?
Wouldn’t the Behavioral Analysis Unit like to know 😉
The bodies.
My extensive POG collection. I’m waiting for POG mania to come back and I’m gonna be rich.
I knew guys in a band who used one of this to practice their music!
Myself, I have used one to store furniture when I was between houses.
All the money I’ve made from crystal meth
3 beds which I rent out for €650 per month each.
I have a collection of bowel movements in glass cases.
Nice try Garda
That’s where I keep my BDSM gear.
Myself, what else should be in there? It is a self storage unit.
Slighty smaller self-storage units.
Collectibles (boxes, old comic books, barbies and such), old clothes with sentimental value, decorations, stuff for when we actually own a house. Just generally stuff we want to keep, but don’t have the space for or use very often.
Excuse me, I prefer the term studio apartment
When I moved back into my folks to save for a mortgage I put my life in there basically.
€250 a month :/
Ended up using it for 2 years. That’s €5K gone.
There used to be an airsoft shop in one in Dublin, I think it was off the Navan road.
I have to say, I really enjoyed the weird shady John Wick weapons dealer feel of knowing your way there and walking down the big hallway to nowhere to the secret fully stocked and staffed armory of fake guns waiting for you.
Shergar
My past and broken dreams from a forgotten era of youth when I was still hopeful.
A janky homemade time machine I use to cheat the stock market while slowly destroying my sanity.
Storage units are crazy expensive for the space. You get. I used one while moving house because the new house was delayed by nearly a year due to covid and we already ordered furniture. It was an expense that we really felt every month.
They always remind me of that scene from Silence of the Lambs. Except at that time in Ireland I (along with the rest of the country no doubt) had no concept of what a storage facility was!
Mine is full of milk in case the farmers go on strike I’ll be ready.
Worked in one of these places for two years, customers vary from horders to sad eviction cases where they bleed money for months or years instead of selling or throwing away a bed and a few boxes of junk, honestly a depressing business to be in
Hash from Sligo for the ballintool boys. We never shtop
My drug money I like go in once a day for nap

Time machine and a bottle of oxygen.
I sublet mine to two very nice gentlemen named Walter and Jesse they pay me very handsomely every month.
I dont have one but i was dating a girl a couble years ago who lived with her parents. She convinced her dad to get a storage unit for “all of her stuff” but she actually just set up smash pad so we could do it in privacy.
So yes. Her dad paid so i could achieve private orgasm.
I was looking to take one of these storages to keep bicycles and some memorabilia from trips, things that have 0 value for the world – but – they do have value for me. Call it hoarding if you like – I honestly don’t understand people living to have absolutely nothing.
Anyways, gave up because prices in Dublin are just not worth it.
But – what I wanted to say – Chinese colleagues told me – they found a “life hack” :d It cost them round 50 Euros to ship a pallet of stuff to China, and some “slow non express service” takes 2-3 months to get there. Stays in container, travels round the globe on a ship. Then that get’s unloaded in China and same day loaded back for Dublin, for 50 Euros again. So 100 bucks for 4-6 months. Apparently, when they are moving houses – Chinese use “ship to China and back” storage, as it’s way cheaper than local rip-of.
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My hopes and dreams
The guards wouldn’t ask us that, unless………
Wouldn’t the Behavioral Analysis Unit like to know 😉
The bodies.
My extensive POG collection. I’m waiting for POG mania to come back and I’m gonna be rich.
I knew guys in a band who used one of this to practice their music!
Myself, I have used one to store furniture when I was between houses.
All the money I’ve made from crystal meth
3 beds which I rent out for €650 per month each.
I have a collection of bowel movements in glass cases.
Nice try Garda
That’s where I keep my BDSM gear.
Myself, what else should be in there? It is a self storage unit.
Slighty smaller self-storage units.
Collectibles (boxes, old comic books, barbies and such), old clothes with sentimental value, decorations, stuff for when we actually own a house. Just generally stuff we want to keep, but don’t have the space for or use very often.
Excuse me, I prefer the term studio apartment
When I moved back into my folks to save for a mortgage I put my life in there basically.
€250 a month :/
Ended up using it for 2 years. That’s €5K gone.
There used to be an airsoft shop in one in Dublin, I think it was off the Navan road.
I have to say, I really enjoyed the weird shady John Wick weapons dealer feel of knowing your way there and walking down the big hallway to nowhere to the secret fully stocked and staffed armory of fake guns waiting for you.
Shergar
My past and broken dreams from a forgotten era of youth when I was still hopeful.
A janky homemade time machine I use to cheat the stock market while slowly destroying my sanity.
Storage units are crazy expensive for the space. You get. I used one while moving house because the new house was delayed by nearly a year due to covid and we already ordered furniture. It was an expense that we really felt every month.
They always remind me of that scene from Silence of the Lambs. Except at that time in Ireland I (along with the rest of the country no doubt) had no concept of what a storage facility was!
Mine is full of milk in case the farmers go on strike I’ll be ready.
Worked in one of these places for two years, customers vary from horders to sad eviction cases where they bleed money for months or years instead of selling or throwing away a bed and a few boxes of junk, honestly a depressing business to be in
Hash from Sligo for the ballintool boys. We never shtop
My drug money I like go in once a day for nap

Time machine and a bottle of oxygen.
I sublet mine to two very nice gentlemen named Walter and Jesse they pay me very handsomely every month.
I dont have one but i was dating a girl a couble years ago who lived with her parents. She convinced her dad to get a storage unit for “all of her stuff” but she actually just set up smash pad so we could do it in privacy.
So yes. Her dad paid so i could achieve private orgasm.
I was looking to take one of these storages to keep bicycles and some memorabilia from trips, things that have 0 value for the world – but – they do have value for me. Call it hoarding if you like – I honestly don’t understand people living to have absolutely nothing.
Anyways, gave up because prices in Dublin are just not worth it.
But – what I wanted to say – Chinese colleagues told me – they found a “life hack” :d It cost them round 50 Euros to ship a pallet of stuff to China, and some “slow non express service” takes 2-3 months to get there. Stays in container, travels round the globe on a ship. Then that get’s unloaded in China and same day loaded back for Dublin, for 50 Euros again. So 100 bucks for 4-6 months. Apparently, when they are moving houses – Chinese use “ship to China and back” storage, as it’s way cheaper than local rip-of.