We would but the UK is too far and too expensive to have as a colony.
For Turkey and Greece? We just waits for em to get each other while we are getting stupid rich so we can buy em. It’s the long game.
So far we have like 5€ to buy turkey. Is not much to buy the whole country but I think we can get our selfs one Ankara or Antalya with this amount.
Most realistic solution!
UK has terrible climate and even worse food. So the expeditionary forces got zero volunteer. Greece has huge debt. Pragmatically no one ones to take over their debt. And in case of turkey Greeks and Turks committed they will not live in one country and stay true to their commitment
Yes, it would be the biggest uno reverse card
Anyone who wants to colonize the UK has a mental illness. It’s wet, cold, expensive and if you want something done it has to be done 5 days ago!
Well the funds for one would be entirely too much, we also are supposedly part of the eu so that would be a lot of trouble- also- do you even know about anything from Cypriot history? Like we usually loose battles.
If wars could be fought by parking like cunts, then the whole world would crumble against the might of our cutlet shaped island.
Because we don’t have self-contol and we would end up colonizing the whole world.
I mean we will, slowy but surely.We are still in the early game. This is the mid-game plan, end game is world domination! After all Cyprus is the center of the world
Thats my favourite eu4 mission “union with middle east” casus belli goes quite hard. Make sure to do your estates in order to get good allies like germany and austria since they dislike them both. Good luck bro
I prefer the Greek invasion to the Syrian one, at least the food is good
Όχι την Ελλάδα ρε μαλάκα
Stupid would be a country the size of Birmingham trying to invade the UK. They probably couldn’t even defeat the British Armed Forces stationed in Cyprus!
No Australia in this makes me sad.
the ultimate Cypriot Empire.
We just waiting next 74
Totally and utterly feasible.
My Cypriot brothers and sisters, let us unite and forgive each other. And then we shall proceed with our master plan to colonise the colonisers. We shall become a super power that rivals US. Turkey and Greece will become our puppets. Hade/ade united we are strong. We are superior as our bloods have so many different countries and cultures. we have all the good traits of each coloniser that we can be a superior coloniser. We have all of humanities blood. Mixed with all the heritage that this planet has to offer. We are the supreme human race that represents all of the humans.
Ps: this is a joke. Until i find a following.
Taking over UK, Greece and Turkey would be a sneaky way to achieve Enosis (or Birlik) without it violating the terms of the 1960 agreement. I think any country taking over the UK should be compensated handsomely for having to take on such a mess though – we can’t do this out of the goodness in our hearts.
This would also reverse Brexit so it’d be quite funny; we should build a Nigel Farage statue in Nicosia to commemorate it.
why didnt anyone think about this before wait how are we even gonna do that
Greek cypriots could start with taking back Northern Cyprus. But UK is no good for growing olives or for sitting around at a cafe all day twiddling your komboloi.
I like this map, but why don’t you include Italy? Venice also occupied Cyprus, so now it is time to take revenge xD
Yes
Its simple, corruption. We could have dominated the whole world by now, but the cypriot government is too busy drinking frappe and destroying the economy
Honestly, people just don’t understand how easy it is to conquer and maintain an empire nowadays. Like, just go and fucking do it! What are they gonna do, fight back? Lmao. Trust me, I’m Russian.
Cyprus should take over the usa canada and europe
Bruh you don’t even colonise northern Cyprus and you guys want to invade someone else? I’m dead.
This is so amusing , with what army will Cyprus do all this conquering and colonising ? They can learn first how to drive and then think about getting their island back .
We are too busy playing COD..
San tin Kypro en exei …..
No sense
What did greece do to us. And the UK. I mean they did do a lot of stuff but turkey is the real one. The world would had been a better place without them
Britain’s dead as a country it has nothing to give nothing to take, it’s half ruled by the Pakistani and indian already, as for Greece and turkey just wait for them to kill each other and then take the land
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We would but the UK is too far and too expensive to have as a colony.
For Turkey and Greece? We just waits for em to get each other while we are getting stupid rich so we can buy em. It’s the long game.
So far we have like 5€ to buy turkey. Is not much to buy the whole country but I think we can get our selfs one Ankara or Antalya with this amount.
Most realistic solution!
UK has terrible climate and even worse food. So the expeditionary forces got zero volunteer. Greece has huge debt. Pragmatically no one ones to take over their debt. And in case of turkey Greeks and Turks committed they will not live in one country and stay true to their commitment
Yes, it would be the biggest uno reverse card
Anyone who wants to colonize the UK has a mental illness. It’s wet, cold, expensive and if you want something done it has to be done 5 days ago!
Well the funds for one would be entirely too much, we also are supposedly part of the eu so that would be a lot of trouble- also- do you even know about anything from Cypriot history? Like we usually loose battles.
If wars could be fought by parking like cunts, then the whole world would crumble against the might of our cutlet shaped island.
Because we don’t have self-contol and we would end up colonizing the whole world.
I mean we will, slowy but surely.We are still in the early game. This is the mid-game plan, end game is world domination! After all Cyprus is the center of the world
Thats my favourite eu4 mission “union with middle east” casus belli goes quite hard. Make sure to do your estates in order to get good allies like germany and austria since they dislike them both. Good luck bro
I prefer the Greek invasion to the Syrian one, at least the food is good
Όχι την Ελλάδα ρε μαλάκα
Stupid would be a country the size of Birmingham trying to invade the UK. They probably couldn’t even defeat the British Armed Forces stationed in Cyprus!
No Australia in this makes me sad.
the ultimate Cypriot Empire.
We just waiting next 74
Totally and utterly feasible.
My Cypriot brothers and sisters, let us unite and forgive each other. And then we shall proceed with our master plan to colonise the colonisers. We shall become a super power that rivals US. Turkey and Greece will become our puppets. Hade/ade united we are strong. We are superior as our bloods have so many different countries and cultures. we have all the good traits of each coloniser that we can be a superior coloniser. We have all of humanities blood. Mixed with all the heritage that this planet has to offer. We are the supreme human race that represents all of the humans.
Ps: this is a joke. Until i find a following.
Taking over UK, Greece and Turkey would be a sneaky way to achieve Enosis (or Birlik) without it violating the terms of the 1960 agreement. I think any country taking over the UK should be compensated handsomely for having to take on such a mess though – we can’t do this out of the goodness in our hearts.
This would also reverse Brexit so it’d be quite funny; we should build a Nigel Farage statue in Nicosia to commemorate it.
why didnt anyone think about this before wait how are we even gonna do that
Greek cypriots could start with taking back Northern Cyprus. But UK is no good for growing olives or for sitting around at a cafe all day twiddling your komboloi.
I like this map, but why don’t you include Italy? Venice also occupied Cyprus, so now it is time to take revenge xD
Yes
Its simple, corruption. We could have dominated the whole world by now, but the cypriot government is too busy drinking frappe and destroying the economy
Honestly, people just don’t understand how easy it is to conquer and maintain an empire nowadays. Like, just go and fucking do it! What are they gonna do, fight back? Lmao. Trust me, I’m Russian.
Cyprus should take over the usa canada and europe
Bruh you don’t even colonise northern Cyprus and you guys want to invade someone else? I’m dead.
This is so amusing , with what army will Cyprus do all this conquering and colonising ? They can learn first how to drive and then think about getting their island back .
We are too busy playing COD..
San tin Kypro en exei …..
No sense
What did greece do to us. And the UK. I mean they did do a lot of stuff but turkey is the real one. The world would had been a better place without them
Britain’s dead as a country it has nothing to give nothing to take, it’s half ruled by the Pakistani and indian already, as for Greece and turkey just wait for them to kill each other and then take the land